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@jacksealockmcsm

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Jack
send me a MCSM character and i’ll list:
Favorite thing about them
The many, many stories he tales on your adventure, or rather alludes to those stories. He has been all over the world and I could honestly listen to them all day if there was an option for it.
Least favorite thing about them
How easily he turned against Lluna if Nurm stayed behind. My guy, its an animal. It made more sense to bring her cause she might MOVE
Favorite line
"Well, no matter what it takes, no matter how many heads I have to clobber, I will get him back."
I played many games but the one where I had to leave Nurm (best boi) behind I felt so bad. Jack lost so many people and he wasn't about to lose his husband.
brOTP
I think Petra and Jack would have a lovely friendship but honestly I love Jack and Radar much more for this. He is like the crazy uncle to him
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Jurm ( Jack and Nurm) of course! They are his 'other half' so I really don't see anyone else with Jack. The duo care so much about eachother and comfort one another so easily just aoifdhf;kdashfldas
I love them so much
nOTP
I'm bias. If it isn't with Nurm I don't ship it.
Random headcanon
Only he can pick on his friends. If anyone else does it he goes full scorched earth to protect their honor.
Unpopular opinion
None that I can think of
Song I associate with them
Favorite picture of them
I can’t find it but the one where he looks completely wild with sticks in his hair and dirtied up
My mans could of taken the time to clean himself up but he didn’t.
Aw, you flatter me!
Callout post for Elsie
Hey, to everyone who does Gacha Life or MCSM stuff, there is this user that a lot of people now refer to as Elsie, due to her original blog being called elsienator. This post will be updated periodically to include new information.
Elsie’s list of alt blogs include:
- kawaiighostgirl (deactivated after reporting) - wereguardian-gina (deactivated after reporting) - askreubenandannie (alive but not active) - ghostsauceboi (alive but not active) - lilghostboi (alive but not active) - askmoegachalife (active) - askthespirits (active) - bobabrianzombie (active)
On other accounts, she may also be called Kinetic Koneko or some other form of this.
Due to some of the nature of the things she has done, I will be listing under the cut. Please do not continue reading if anything in the trigger warning upsets you.
Please also keep in mind that this kid is twelve (though she lies about her age and says she’s seventeen); she’s a minor and as much as this is about the things she’s done, please do not go and bully her.
TW // racism/whitewashing, LGBTQIA+ phobic actions, death threats, harassing people and lying about multiple blogs, pressuring people to accept her ideas, being rude in roleplays and in response to people, nsfw from a minor
Keep reading
Gonna remind you all to
Not interact with Elsie. Just block and move on.
This person has harassed me and a dear friend of mine for ages now.
I really couldn’t stop thinking about this

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Just a few designs of mine of what the original Order would look like as Admins. Updated the designs slightly from my original designs that I posted a while ago.
IMO, my favorite design would be Ivor.
As for the poses, I was slightly inspired by this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
MCSM - Photographic Muscle Memory
Could have finished it sooner!
But I had a surgery on finger this Thursday.
Using unfamiliar fingers on the hotkeys slow me down a little…
本來可以更快完成的!
但禮拜四手指開刀
用不習慣的手指按快捷鍵讓速度變慢了不少阿…
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Did the team have any resistance writing Jack and Nurm together, or was the decision accepted by the upper levels easily?
So it’s interesting; there was a mandate on MCSM that we could never have any romances. Can’t remember why, it was just one of the rules. Hilariously though, it meant that Jack and Nurm’s relationship was never questioned as anything more than “business partners.”
I’m in a good mood this afternoon, so I’ll share a little snippet from the vault -- I had jotted down an idea for a scene that never fit in anywhere but I always really liked; especially because it defined Jack and Nurm a little better.
It involved Petra and Jack hanging out having a mushroom soup at the tavern, Petra commenting on how nice it is that Jack and Nurm have each other.
“Yeahh,” Jack chuckled, all bass and gravel, “Don’t know what I’d do without him. I really fell apart when we lost Sammy and, well, I was lucky that Nurm was there to help put the pieces back together.”
Jesse: Hey, does Jack think in English or in Villager?
Nurm, while Jack tries to balance a sword on his nose in the background: ((Bold of you to assume Jack thinks.))
this moment slayed me

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I remember you talking about how it was possible for a human and a villager to have children, rare as it may be. So have there been any instances of human and illager relationships or is that an impossibility?
/ I do not claim to be an expert on Illagers, everything I said about them ranges from experience to theories on their brand of madness. You’d have to ask an illager this question permitting they do not kill you on sight.
I have my doubts that they’d copulate with humans. They are aggressive towards them to an extreme. I shudder to imagine what kind of world a child like that would have to go through. /
Haircuts, for one thing
Dark topic, but how did Fred die? Like, admins can’t be hurt by swords and are practically immortal, and there were no rifles in Minecraft. Or did Romeo just /yeetFredoutofexistencepainfully?
No official canon answer, but I always kind of morbidly liked the idea that he had teleported him into the heart of a mountain and then removed his powers.
I’m a big ol’ softy, so I think that was my head canon because I liked the idea that he could still come back someday, heh.
Again, that’s not canon though - just a little noodle of an idea from the back of my head.
I recall Xara saying that she watched Fred die, and that it was "slow."
It was a dark day. A dark day indeed for the friends of Fred. He had gone out for a small visit to Romeoburg.
Then the message came. A message that was impossible, but would become the reality that all who lived in it would have to face.
[Admin_Fred suffocated in a wall.]
Townsperson: Do you have any authority to build this lava house?
Ivor, handing them a piece of paper: Actually, I have proof of authority right here.
Townsperson, reading it: This just says “I do what I want”.
Ivor as Ron Swanson feels oddly accurate.
The "Ivor pyramid of Greatness" is just the potion making chart.
Random shopkeeper at a bookstore: Hi how can I-
Ivor: I know more than you.
Ivor: I would prefer that she (Petra) would ask me permission. So that I can say no. I like saying no. It lowers their (NOOTS) enthusiasm.
(The entire "Who Broke It" coffee pot scene.)
Some things I drew that we discussed in @stirpicus 's stream today.
I had such a blast watching the stream and I loved all the things we talked about! Very VERY excited for the next.
I wanna draw the pirate mushroom biome and more Jack trident stuff and also things that happened in Minecraft cause there were many Fs and epic moments!
(I wanted to draw more but I was so excited that my brain was canceled and the drawings arent how I wanted them to be but oh well cause !!! E!)
Omg I love these!! Thanks so much for hanging out with me on the stream yesterday!
Mojang just please hear me out ok,,,,,
baby illagers
hey I hope you don’t mind if I-
@nurm-the-villager

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What would you do if Jack ever, well... died? It's kind of an occupational hazard when he's an adventurer.
/ Unlikely to happen.Jack is too stubborn to die. /
I’ve fought god before if that doesn’t kill me, I don’t think anything will
MCSM - Waterfall Surfing
Can I just say how much I love this scene! wwww~~~~ 真的超喜歡這一段的啦! wwww~~~~
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LOVE THIS VERY MUCH
Look at Jack’s face. He’s ready to fight God. Or well, the Admin.