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* a saguaro arm in chunks?? scattered across the highway (Saguaro Lake, AZ)

* sign saying: By the Bucket; and then Hot Spaghetti To-Go! (Payson, AZ)

* a sign next to nothing saying M O T E L (Payson, AZ)

* Pete’s Place: Topless Entertainment, but the logo is a silhouette of hips and legs (leaving Payson, AZ)

* a dead coyote being consumed by a large bird (I think it was a crow) (Christopher Creek, AZ)

* the intersection of Navajo Boulevard & Bucket of Blood Street (Holbrook, AZ)

* so many dinosaur statues??  (Petrified Wood Forest-ish area, AZ)

* a semi with a large poster on the back saying “DID YOU PRAY TODAY?” with a man pointing in the style of those Uncle Sam Needs You propaganda posters (vague AZ highway)

* Dead River & Crazy Creek (vague AZ highway)

* a billboard with an advertisement for TheGreatestPresident.com and a huge, black swastika on both sides (vague AZ highway)

* a small farm-esque building painted to look like the Grinch (vague AZ highway)

* another large bird eating a dead coyote (this one seemed to be a raven?) (vague AZ highway)

* a billboard with a picture of green chiles on it, and only a picture of green chiles (vague NM highway)

* the SAME semi with a large poster on the back saying “DID YOU PRAY TODAY?” with a man pointing in the style of those Uncle Sam Needs You propaganda posters but this time i looked at the driver and he looked like Sid from Toy Story (vague NM highway)

* a drive-thru Pizza Hut with a sign calling it an Italian bistro, whose marquee only had words on one side and all it said was “LARGE” (Tucumcari, NM)

* a Phillips 66 gas station with “Clean Restrooms EXIT NOW” painted on its e n t i r e west wall (near Amarillo, TX)

* a child’s tree house with a Trump 2016 banner hanging on the outside & taking up damn near an entire wall (Amarillo, TX)

* the SAME fucking semi with “DID YOU PRAY TODAY?” Uncle Sam and Toy Story Sid driving, but we keep stopping to shit so we just keep catching up to and passing this guy ?? (Amarillo, TX)

* MOT L CA (TX)

* a billboard proclaiming, “It’s Not Traffic … It’s An Audience !” (Washita, OK)

* a sad sack decorated like a minion from Despicable Me leaning against a DO NOT ENTER sign (Oklahoma City, OK)

* a gigantic billboard displaying an image of the 10 Commandments on stone tablets next to large styrofoam letters spelling TRUMP (Fort Smith, AR)