Missed the bus to work. Taking the next one. Supervisor didnt text back. At any other job I'd be sick with anxiety but I'm probably incapable of stooping as low as I'd need to stoop in order to warrant getting fired at this place.

Laughing so hard because I'm seriously crying, pining, heart broken after reading a really good and cute femdom het sex fic. Like oh my god I want this stupid shit in my life so bad LMAO. Tears running down my face right now.

In highschool my best friend would throw huge house parties at her mom's place and we would jack guys off on omegle and play with her mom's Whale Penis Bone. And watch adult swim shorts.

Matt johnson reminds me of when my former situationship intended to meet my mom in a tshirt covered in grease and holes and when I said to him, you need to change out of that or she will shoot you in the head, he was like "whyyyy :("

Dressed up like a whore and put make up on and molested myself in the mirror. Didn't even think to take pics, which means I might actually be healing.

Omg new Adam wingard action horror movie with a woman protag?? 10 straight years of nothing but sell out slop from him so it BETTER BE GOOD!

9pm shift and I'm doing my chores at midnight to 2am. Soon to be doing homework as well. But it's better than spending 8 hours working with my sociopath coworker who hates meee 🧚🏻‍♀️🪷

Worst pt of getting into real life guy stuff is that very quickly after following and liking and jacking off to everything I shift into a "get these two worthless, MID chuds out of my face" attitude. Reality bites but it'll pass. I did a thought experiment with ntbts. i felt myself getting too into the idea of sexually harassing them in their dms and now I'm like what am i DOING WITH MY FREE TIME/LIBIDO!?!?

Narrowly avoiding conversation with the super hot schizophrenic guy who i have major chemistry with. He has this little leaf blower that he uses on my mom's patio for some reason, idk why. He's really nice but my inhibitions have never been lower. i feel like I'd say yes to a date and everyone would be annoyed at me for that.