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Once the MVP of the school’s soccer team broke his ankle, there was only one use for him at the end of the season. 😈⚽️🍽️

“Boy, oh boy, do I have BIG plans for you, my tasty dish. Big plans, indeed!”

Nicolás Bravo via Twitter

Your man wants you to massage his chest every day and lick those nipples like his good humble boy🐶💪🏽

Another T-shirt now obsolete 😵‍💫

Fill me up like a water balloon

"I know babe, I can tell..." his boyfriend responded. And with a playful chuckle and a handful of his of big, soft belly, "...we can all tell." 🩷

A skinny nerd all his life, he thought college would be a chance to reinvent himself. He was surprised when the coach let him join the weight lifting team no questions asked, but his excitement overrode that feeling. And the coach did help him bulk up with the trademark Plumpton University protein shakes.. but he wasn't exactly getting stronger?

Who would've thought quaint Ampleton was home to this kind of organized crime? 😳

When the chef at Le Petit Ventre saw that a certain customer was ordering their food through Door Dash every single night, he knew he had to pay him a special visit 🤭

"I know babe, but you just look so handsome in that shirt! But you are right about it not fitting. You've gotten so fat for me this year. Before we get you a new one, I've got a special Valentines treat for you tonight. I'm gonna feed you until every last button pops." ❤️