♧Jackle♧

That moment when susie picks up smoking to break her chalk habit.

While I agree I went wrong by not adding more to the statement "I wanna pull Aki's hair" I did not mean it in a sexual way. I want to bury most of him underground and pull him up by his ponytail like a turnip.

Peggy hill slaps hanks ass and says "look at that ass. It ain't much, but it's there."

Causally said to my friend that I wanted two characters to make ass babies together and rightfully so he said not to ever say that again. My only defense was "Well in the fanfiction sphere..." I got cut off before I could finish though.

The real power couple: Laughing Jack and Jabber Wonger

Maybe I'll print out a wallet size picture of Hinako and whenever I'm feeling small I can look at her and ask myself "what would hinako do." But then again I can't afford to go to jail because the answer would be "beat the shit out of them."

Fuck, trying to come up with a better way of saying "I love being blue balled by this romantic tension." When describing the apothecary dairies.

I think sex should have more slapstick in it

Personally, I need Spamton and Tenna's kid to be Gir from Invader Zim.