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It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

*stumbles out of the haunted house covered in hickies*

WoD lore is wild because you play the video games and you're like "okok cool. Vampires with some kind of cool bells and whistles and sort of a magic system. I get it" and then you read any of the lore from the TTRPG and it's like "The Tzimisce Antediluvian is a hundreds of mile wide fungal colony under the New York Tri-state area" and it's like "oh ok."

you can reinvent yourself as often and as much as you want. you don’t have to stay stagnant to make other people comfortable.

when a mutual reblogs something ive already liked i unlike it and then like it again. its my way of kissing them on the forehead