“Whatever. Does Kat know you’re doing this?”

“Not exactly. I figure she’s used to being the last to know though.”

“I don’t want your money, Jack. I want a family member that isn’t going to bail on me like all the others did.”

“I’m not bailing. I’m just taking a vacation.”

“Not really.”

“Then pack your damn bags.”

“I only moved out here for you, jackass. Why do you need to bail? Really?”

“I’m sorry, Levi. I just need some time. I can still wire you money without actually being here.”

“Really? Won’t the Mrs. mind?”

“Does it matter?”

“So you’re just bailing on me?”

“Oh please. You’re gonna love not having me around.”

“What’s up?”

“How soon can you be ready to leave? I want to get out of Tilden.”

“What? Why?”

“Tilden and I need some space.”

“What is it now?”

“I’m leaving town for awhile. The club is yours.”

“For your information, I always thought I’d make a great mom.”

“You also thought marrying me was a good enough idea to go through with. You’ve always been one for bad decisions.”

“I know how you feel about kids, Jack.”

“We’d make horrible parents and you know it. Not even Christian deserves that.”

“In his dreams. I will drag his ass out of that cult by his ear if I have to.”

“We’re not adopting him. Don’t even think about it.”

“You’re right. I married down. You got the good deal here.”

“Well it’s not too late to leave me and be with that dumbass. You think you’d have to join his cult?”

“Excuse you. You’re the child who made fun of me until I made it through puberty and then all you did was try and bone me during the annual party our parents went to.”

“That was all calculated- and you’re the one that married me after all of it.”

“It’s a little funny. Come on, Jack.”

“You know, I almost feel bad for him. You’re fucked up.”

“He kissed me. That was new.”

“What- what are you laughing about?”