Exceptionally Ern

What a mood

I feel like not enough attention is being paid to the savagery of “said accurately of himself” right before the mood. 

parking complexes are like cathedrals to worship the god we don’t talk about

Bees don’t have lungs

you can’t just not have lungs

Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee

catfish simultaneously look like they possess infinite knowledge of the universe and like they just have the mii theme playing in their head nonstop

they know everything but it all cancels out

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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those snakes are not fighting they are fucking. im very sorry

while two snakes FUCK to the death

That dog looking at the snakes like why you gotta do that while I’m eating

Metal as snakes fucking.

You are a fool. When you walk clown music plays. 

What i say to myself in the mirror each morning

It’s true and she should say it.

As loud as it needs to be.

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

im just a huge sucker for charismatic villains becoming sort of pseudo good guys and hanging out with the main characters just because a bigger, more serious threat emerges and i dont think it happens enough tbh. especially when they’re still kind of a dick, i just think its a fun trope

Spike this is spike!!!!!!

Thankyou for the warning, I was not ready for that.