Some say the world will end in fire...

Yeah, she’s hot, if you’re into that whole raccoon look. 

She doesn't always rock the raccoon look, but I enjoy that she thinks leggings are pants. The world enjoys it.

"Whatever you say, Jackary."

"I actually like that name."

"I know. Believe me, I know. I just don’t know if there will ever be a good time for it, you know? There’ll always be something in the way."

"Well, how's this: The precise moment when things aren't in the way, we will have that talk, okay?"

Never ever? Alright, lead the way. Hey, maybe we’ll get lucky and run into a celebrity. 

Nope. I wouldn't have the money to fly back and forth. I hope it's Taylor Momsen. She's hot.

Now all we have to worry about is earthquakes.

In the meantime, coffee is wonderful. Want some company?

But of course. I was under the impression I'd never see you again. This is rad.

"Well, I guess I can’t argue with that."

"Good."

"Remind me why I’m making you dinner again?"

"Because I'm adorable."

You do need your beauty rest. Are you on your way to the hospital, now?

I will get it eventually. Yeah, I'm on my way over.

I’m moving here, I told you that five minutes ago, doofus. L.A. is my new playground, so what is my favorite bro up to these days?

Sorry. Sleep hasn't been coming easy so sometimes I get the white noise in my head. Well, still babysitting Ralph and hoping the hospital will do me a solid and give me a custodial position so I can see him like I was.

Well it's not like she doesn't come by it honestly. I used to steal from convenience stores all the time. Until I realized that I should not do that, Bells. It's nice to not have to worry about snow.

"Oh, now you’ll never know what we’re having for dinner."

"That's what you think. I'll sneak off to Burger King."

"Well, get used to it. I’m rarely certain about anything."

"As long as you don't leave me wondering what we're having for dinner."

"Oh, well, I didn’t recognize it because of that, it sounded familiar. I guess? I don’t know what you want me to say…I’m my own person.

"Well... Di- Nevermind. Guess it's just one of those names. What's your relationship with Rai?"