drama(tic interp) queen

It’s 81 degrees in my room I want to die

Celsius or Fahrenheit?

It’s hot

*breastfeeding a copy of modern warfare 3* goodnight

I’d do anything for my scrubbing bubbles night light.

I have done unspeakable things for my beautiful scrubbing bubbles night light

Yugoslav Wars was all me.

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

wait what

where is my girlfriend. what is she doing right now. when will i meet her.

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

just dropped soem acid and now im struggling to play Thrillville®: Off the Rails™

not exactly sure if I’ll be comfortable with these new boots.

13 minutes left

Its hard for me to relate to other peoples retail experiences in the two years i worked at home depot i had never received so many hugs and high fives from strangers in my life

when i go they fucke me