klefbang me

ok but jerseys…with pockets

“so, where’s the puck?” “i don’t know.” “….did you put the puck in your pocket?” “……….no.”

If you’re ever sad just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Chris Evans

DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU’RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE. 

virgo, neutral good

scorpio, chaotic neutral

scorpio, chaotic evil

capricorn, chaotic good

Virgo, chaotic good

libra, chaotic neutral

Libra, chaotic neutral

Aries, Lawful Neutral

Pisces, neutral good

gemini, neutral good 

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.