Emo Music FOR ALL

who wants to change the world with me?

Alright team, lets bust a nut out there

“omg! a new history of-” siiiiighhh

This isn’t even him going out on a limb with his phrasing. This part of history is commonly, academically referred to as “the rape of Africa,” like “the rape of Nanking” or “the rape of Belgium.” That’s just…what it’s called.

he’s–making a reference to the academic concept. this isn’t your college buddy saying he got “totally raped” playing Halo last night, “the rape of Africa” is a phrase used in the explicit discussion of imperialist atrocities. a quick google will pull up everything from anti-colonialist art to books on King Leopold II’s crimes in the Congo; this information is literally at your fingertips, don’t start a witch hunt because you didn’t take the time to do a goddamn internet search.

#maybe 50s jello food actually was a sublimated expression of female rage

#hi honey how was your 8 hour workday of doing fuck all while i cared for our infant child alone all day? eat this olive jello you bastard

No one ever notices that I keep the house so clean, but everyone would notice if I didn’t.

If we can genetically modify vegetables and fruit, why don’t we modify a tree to grow faster and larger and absorb more C02 then the average tree?

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

Even though I turned 18 a decade ago, every time I click Yes to “Are you over 18?” I still feel like I’m lying

Star Wars is the reason that when I first hear about ‘rebels’ in the news, I instantly assume they’re the good guys.

I like to use the disabled bathroom stall because it feels like the master bedroom of the bathroom.