*internally screams*

anyone wanna give me $2000 just because. i’m really into that.

YOU FOUDN IT OMFG

This is literally my favorite set of comic panels ever.

I connect with these panels on a spiritual level

this boy literally has a superhuman sense that warns him of danger in advance, but still makes decisions like these.

Leia, you were scheduled for execution.

She had it under control.

god dammit no now they can do too many things like jack off and hit you

BUZZFEED: Top 2 Things Vegetables Would Do If They Had Arms

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

That's called being an adult

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

glass onion was amazing and I wouldn’t change anything about it. BUT I do think it would have been hilarious if there was a post credit scene with all of them getting covid, because of course miles’ gun vax thing doesn’t work.

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.

Love love love that at the center of Knives Out and Glass Onion you have a young black woman and a young Cuban woman being Blanc’s partners and they work in tandem. Then he gives the narrative over to the women and they get justice for themselves, they claim the story and claim the narrative. Blanc is the facilitator. Yeah Rian Johnson, yeah.