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Oh she’s such a sweetheart. Obviously she’s a little crazy but she can get away with it because she’s a cutie pie.

Even though she literally kills people, I think she’d actually be really caring when she needs to be and I fully believe that she would never hurt any animals. I think she’d be such an environmentally conscious queen.

Probably vegetarian because of this.

Everyone knows she is a scene girl, her outfits NEVER miss. She could be in pajamas and have just rolled out of bed and she’s still looking better than everyone else.

She is so hyper almost all of the time, basically bouncing off the walls with energy, but she has her moments where she just. Crashes. Stays in her room for days on end, barely gets up to shower and eat, just doomscrolls and blasts music. After these days though, she’s always back to her normal, bouncy, energetic self. She just needs a few days to just chill out.

If I were to trust any creepypasta with the aux, it would be Nina, every single time. Her playlists are full of some of the best music you’ve ever heard, and she definitely has some niche, underground artists that have like 3 monthly streams that absolutely slap.

Obviously, if she loves someone, she goes all in straight away. A little bit of a lovebomber if you will. But, the good thing is, it stays consistent throughout the whole relationship. She loves you full on from the beginning to the end and the only time it could waver is during her down periods, but that's understandable. 

Speaking of her down periods, when you come into the picture, expect to be there, cuddled up underneath her fluffy blankets watching movies on her laptop, legs intertwined, soft kisses being pressed to each other's lips every now and then.

She’d let you leave if you needed to go to work or any other things you would need to leave for, but she’d definitely be a little upset, but she doesn’t have the energy to try and keep you there with her, so she just lets you go.

Texts you frequently. One of those people who will text you the most random stuff throughout the day, just so she can talk to you. Expect to receive lots of “LMFAO I literally just tripped over, I’m so embarrassed XD” messages.

Also the type to send you heaps of memes and random videos of cute animals, occasionally with the caption “Us xx”

If she could, she would spend every moment of her life with you, but unfortunately for her, you both have a life outside of each other and while she would 100% throw away everything in her life if it meant she could spend even a few more minutes with you, she understands that unfortunately, you cannot do the same.

Stalks your social media regularly. Not because she doesn’t trust you, but she definitely sits there and refreshes your profile to see if you’ve reposted anything new. Also just likes scrolling through any photos or videos you’ve posted because when she’s not with you, she just wants to see your face. The embodiment of “Staring at photos of my wife like I’m a soldier who's been sent off to war.”

Eyeless Jack:

I think he’d understand, not because he is on the spectrum himself, but specifically with the loud noises, I headcannon that when he was like demon-ified, all of his senses became really heightened and sensitive, especially his hearing

So I definitely believe that he would 1000000% understand your aversion to loud noises

Would probably appreciate your quiet too. Not because he doesn’t want to hear you or because he doesn’t want to talk to you, but because I feel like he’s a more “sit and enjoy each others presence” guy over a “sit and talk and be all over each other all the time” person

Would replace your headphones if they got broken, or would buy you a new pair if you wanted.

Would probably even get you cute little accessories for them if you showed an interest in decorating them

When you get overstimulated, he would first try and suss out what kind of mood you’re in and then provide comfort based on that

Would be more than happy to sit there and let you smother yourself in him if that's what you felt like you needed, but would also be happy to just sit there and be with you while you ride out the meltdown, offering comfort and help if and where needed

Ticci Toby:

Unfortunately, I believe Toby is pretty loud when he is around people he is comfortable with

He can shut up 100% if you need him too, but also sometimes his ticks are loud or sudden and he worries that those will overstimulate you

When you get hyper and stim, he definitely joins in

I think he’d be on the spectrum SOMEWHERE, so he’d get it, for the most part

Another man who would buy you little accessories for your headphones, might even buy some matching things that he’d hang off of his belt loops, or stick on the handle of his hatchets

Noooottt fantastic with your meltdowns

HE TRIES! DON’T GET ME WRONG!

But I feel like his first instinct for dealing with anyone who is upset is physical comfort, and obviously, sometimes that just is not what you want. Is so quick to correct himself if you’re not in the mood for touching though. He apologises and then just sits there for a moment wondering what he’s supposed to do now until his brain finally catches up and he comforts you properly without touching you

SosososososoSO down for cuddles when you get overstimulated

Eyeless Jack

I feel like he has a big ass bed because I personally think that he’s really tall and shit and he nests

His bed would be super comfortable though because of all the pillows and blankets on it

You’re both lying there, limbs tangled together, your head resting comfortably on his chest, feeling the slow rise and fall of his chest and the heat radiating off of his body

But your so hot, not because there's too many blankets or because it's a particularly hot day, but because you and your boyfriend are so close together

Not that you two hadn’t been close like this before but this time felt different, more intimate

You’re restless, tossing and turning and Jack can basically smell the arousal coming off of you

But Jack loves the wait, feeling you become more uncomfortable and horny by the minute

He knows, and you know he knows, but he is waiting for you to make the first move

Not because he doesn’t want you, God he can’t think of anything he wants more, but because he loves seeing the pressure build and bubble beneath your skin before you finally pounce on him

Jeff the killer

Uncomfortable ass bed

Blankets strewn all across the floor and it looks like noone has had a goodnights sleep in that thing since the day it left the factory

But for Jeff, you’ll suffer through

You’re both laying there, you pulled on top of him, leg hooked over his waist, head resting on his chest, his arm wrapped around you keeping you in place

It was quiet and peaceful, you could’ve fallen asleep like this, if it wasn’t for the fact that your clit was being gently pressed on by his leg

You tried to ignore it, to fight back the urge to grind yourself on his leg, tried to close your eyes and just go to sleep

And it was working for the most part, until he moved his leg ever so slightly (on purpose or not, we’ll never know) and you had to choke back a moan at the friction

And he noticed, the way your breath hitched, the way you bit your lip and the way that your eyes all but rolled back into your skull

But he played dumb, leg “twitching” every now and then so he could watch you squirm

Before long, you were all but panting, wet and sweaty for the minimal stimulation

That's when he would start teasing you

“Look at you, so needy for me. When were you gonna tell me I’d made you all worked up like this?”

Tim/Masky

You and your boyfriend had been together for a while but this was the first time you were sharing a bed with him

His bed was big enough for the two of you to sleep comfortably in

So here you were, laying on your side with him behind you, arm draped lazily over your middle

When he had offered for you to stay the night, you had thought it was a sweet gesture, but now, with his hand placed in between your thighs, slowly inching higher, you realised that the offer may not have been as innocent as you had originally though

As his hand moved higher and higher up your leg, your thighs pressed together, both in an attempt to give yourself some relief and to try and stop Tim’s hand from going any higher, because if it did, you weren’t sure if you’d be able to control yourself

But that's what he wanted, for you to lose control

His other hand reached up and brushed your hair away from the back of your neck where he began to press kisses and suck small marks

Ticci Toby 

I think that he’d be into puppy play. Put him on a leash, give him a collar to wear all the time, call him a good boy, tell him what to do, all of that shit, he gets off on it 

Big on praise, whether its you praising him or him praising you

Not really a kink but he could eat you out for hours on end. Like to the point where it feels like he’s getting more pleasure from it than you

You’re both laying there, his head in between your legs, your hand tangled in his hair, giving it an occasional tug, and he’s there moaning and whining into your cunt as he sloppily eats you out, kissing and licking and sucking at all the right spots that have you seeing stars

Also into pegging, for, obvious reasons

I read a really good fic about Toby and choking and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it so I definitely think he’d be into choking too

Tim/Masky

Dy humping

He comes back from a long mission and he’s too tired to do anything properly but your so needy for him, he’s sitting back in his armchair and he’s getting you to sit there, straddling one of his big leather boots and get yourself off like that

Gets off on your needy whines and your pleads for him to just fuck you

He does. Eventually anyway, but he makes sure you cum like that at least twice before hand

I feel like Tim would be pretty vanilla other wise

I’d like to think that he’s more into the traditional shit in general, not in a sexist way of course 

Brain/Hoodie

Blindfolds

I can’t explain or elaborate but it came to me in a dream and you have to trust me on this one

Something about you being there, blindfolded, not knowing what he’s going to do to you next and the display of trust on your part to let him do that to you just turns him on

Same thing with bondage, being helpless and completely at his mercy 

I feel like both of them are half about the power he has over you but also half about the fact that you letting him do that to you just shows how much you trust him

Filming you both having sex is also a big one

Pulls out that stupid video recorder and points it at your face and says “smile for the camera” as he’s fucking you dumb

Jeff the killer

Knife play, I feel like I don’t need to elaborate or explain this one

Degrading, but mostly him degrading you

Mostly into the classic BDSM type shit

He absolutely prefers to take a more dominant role in the bedroom, and I feel like he’s a pretty selfish lover so he is most likely focused on his own pleasure the whole time unfortunately 

Eyeless Jack

Is medical play a thing? I don’t know

Roleplay. You’re his patient and he has to take care of you, and take care of you he does

While I really want to say carving shit into your skin, I feel like he also wouldn’t because that's kind of a health risk, especially if the shit you’re using hasn’t been properly sterilised before hand

Into marking though, as a more safe alternative

He leaves you covered in bruises, hickeys, bite marks and all that fun stuff, purely because he forgets his own strength sometimes and he gets so caught up in the moment and lost in the pleasure that he can’t hold back\

I feel like it would be kind of hard for you to mark him up but if you manage it? He’s going feral

He’s looking at it in the mirror, his hand always managing to find it on his skin to gently rub at it and when it begins to fade, he’s basically begging you to do it again

Also not a kink but I love the head cannon that he goes into heat

Do what you will with that

Ben drowned

Not really a kink but I feel like he’d love you sucking him off underneath his desk while he plays games

Likes it even more if these games include voice chat and he has to try his hardest not to moan into the microphone whilst you are down there

Probably has a thing for filming the both of you having sex

He doesn’t post it anywhere, just keeps it for personal use for when you guys have been away from each other for a long time

Sexting, sending nudes, or masturbating on call with each other

Not elaborating or explaining because I feel like it doesn’t need it

Helen/The bloody painter

Not really a kink thing but I feel like he’d love if you were posed up naked and he was sat there painting you

Pretty down to try most things with you, but will draw the line at anything that physically harms either of you or involves bodily fluids like piss and shit

Big praise guy

When he’s not moaning and whining into your ear, he’s telling you how good you feel and how well you’re taking him

Please praise him back, he’s cumming on the spot

He has a weak spot for any form of validation

Again, not really a kink thing but I feel like he’d love to hold your hand while fucking you

It just adds another layer of closeness and intimacy and he love it so much

Nina the killer

Oh my goodness this girl is down to try absolutely anything and everything as long as its with you

You have a specific kink you want to explore? She’s on it and you’re doing it that night

I think I said this in my sub/dom headcannons but she’s pretty flexible when it comes to sex, she doesn’t care if shes subbing or domming or if the sex is super kinky or if its super vanilla, she’s happy as long as you both are getting pleasure from it

I feel like she’d also probably have a thing for bringing knives into the bedroom and maybe even a thing for drawing blood (and possibly drinking/licking it)

Something about the sharp pain that shoots through your body before your warm and wet tongue smooths itself over the cut, licking it clean, the metallic taste lingering in your mouth the whole time. She loves it so much

Would prefer if you didn’t know

He likes to keep his work and personal life separate for, obvious reasons

Actively tries to keep you as far away as humanly possible for all of the proxy shit because it’s dangerous

He hates how he needs to go away for days at a time because of it, he hates how it means he has to lie about where he’s going and what he’s doing

He doesn’t like lying to you, even though he knows it’s for your safety 

He knows what could happen if you find out, or heaven forbid, become involved in his line of work and it keeps him up at night

He’s had many a nightmare about you finding out about the operator or vice versa and he wakes up in a cold sweat each time, unable to fall back asleep, so he just lays there and holds you, breathing in your scent and stroking your hair in a desperate attempt to ground himself and remind him that you’re there and it was just a dream

So, you guys live like that for a long time

You stay at home, in the small town you’ve taken up residence in, with your normal job and your normal friends, and Tim is there with you, with a job that he can do remotely for the most part but occasionally needs him to go on site

At least, that's what he tells everybody

And he intended to keep it that way

Until his perfect lie started to fall apart in front of him

It started small

You becoming a little more distant when he needed to leave and when he came back

Finding you going through his phone, throwing it to the side when he walked into the room, looking at him like a child caught doing something wrong

Your sex life became almost non-existent, with you acting like it physically pained you to touch him, even outside of the bedroom

He watched you slowly shrink into yourself, becoming a shell of the happy, outgoing and bubbly person he loves so much

You stopped going out as much, those weekly friends nights that you always talked about for hours seemed to stop happening

You started calling out of work more often

And Tim felt like he hadn't seen that bright smile of yours in so long

So he sat you down, questioned you and asked you why you have been so down, what had happened and if there was anything he could do to help you

And you broke down, explained how you knew he was cheating on you, asked why he did it and why he didn’t just leave you if he didn’t love you anymore

And he sat there, dumbfounded

Because how could you think that he would EVER cheat on you

He loved you, you were his everything, he needed you more than he needed the very air in his lungs

Once you had finished, you sat there, staring at each other, tears still streaming down your cheeks, nose red from you rubbing at it, and Tim, sitting there having the biggest internal battle

He didn’t know what to do

He couldn’t keep lying to you, he could barely do it normally, he couldn’t look you in the eyes when you were in this state and not tell you the truth

You were his weakness like that

So he sighed, and he tried to tell you everything in a way that wouldn’t make him sound absolutely insane

He kept interrupting himself, not finishing his sentences, sighing in frustration when the words wouldn’t come out the way he wanted them to

But you sat there, listening intently, eyes never leaving his frame, not when he began to shake, or tear up, or when he sat there, frown on his face, clearly struggling to put all of his thoughts into something coherent and that would make sense for someone who has no prior knowledge of anything remotely similar to his situation

You were shocked, who wouldn’t be? Finding out that the man you have loved for years is secretly a ruthless killer being controlled by some ancient, faceless entity that lived in the woods

Ticci Toby

Freezes up

Once his brain catches up with him, he’s trying to catch you, but most likely failing due to his delayed reaction

Will giggle a little bit if you end up falling over but will immediately ask if you are okay and help you up

Would ask you why you did that, but knows better than to question your weird behaviour

For the next day or two he’s on high alert, flinching every time you move, not because you’ve scared him, but because he’s preparing to actually catch you the next time you jump at him

Tim/Masky

Half assed attempt to catch you

Saw it coming just by the look in your eyes alone, he knows you too well

Actually catches you, but he puts almost no effort into it what so ever

Once he catches you, he’s throwing you over his shoulder and just carrying you around for a while, the biggest smirk on his face and occasional slaps on your ass

Will only put you down once you promise not to jump at him anymore cause in his words, his reaction speed isn’t what it used to be (old man)

Brian/Hoodie

Tries to catch you, ends up falling over, with you landing on top of him

You’re both laying there, in shock, before you both make eye contact and burst out into a fit of giggles

He’ll wrap his arms around you and pull you closer and you’ll just lay there, tangled together until the floor becomes too uncomfortable for the both of you

Then, he’ll press a kiss to your forehead and help you up off of the floor and continue on about his day

Eyeless Jack

Will actually catch you

His demon-y shit means his reaction speed is top tear so he is the only one who will be able to catch you 100% of the time and will be able to stay upright while doing so

Will stand there, you in his arms and give you a questioning look

You just giggle and wriggle yourself further into his arms, enjoying his warmth

You and your boyfriend, Toby, were chilling out in you room, that had basically become a shared room between the two of you, considering the fact that there was probably more of his stuff in here then there was of yours. You were sat at the small desk in the corner of the room, sketching away in your notepad, occasionally pausing to lean back and admire your work before moving in to fix the fine details. You’re not quite sure when you started drawing Toby, you hadn’t started out that way. It was a good drawing, one of your better ones actually. You snuck glances over your shoulder at Toby every now and then, not because you didn’t know what he looked like, God, you probably knew his face better than your own, but you wanted to make sure your drawing was as accurate as you could possibly get it. You sat back, taking in the full drawing, each pencil stroke adding to the delicate outline of your handsome boyfriend. 

You were so engrossed in admiring your work that you hadn’t noticed your boyfriend shift from his position from the bed and make his was to stand behind you. 

“S’so good baby” he muttered, hands coming up to rest on your shoulders, giving them a gentle squeeze. You jumped at his voice, startled by his sudden and very close presence. Heat rose up your neck and bloomed across your cheeks as you clumsily tried to cover your artwork. He chuckled lightly, hands gently moving over yours to push them out fo the way. 

You btoh stayed like that for a moment, his hands gently covering yours as you sat there, red faced, while he stood behind you, admiring your art work. 

Eventually, he pressed a light kiss to your temple and looked into your eyes.

Ticci Toby 

I feel like he wouldn’t reeeaaallly care either way BUT he would have a preference for you to dom, purely because he not only likes the idea of being bossed around but also because he likes being taken care of, even if sometimes you do it in a mean/agressive way (all with consent people)

Tim/Masky

Sub. This man does not give off “I’d let my partner dominate me” vibes at all. I think I’ve mentioned it in a fic before, but I think he’d be down to try it at least once, kind of just as a been there done that. But in general I feel like he’d be the more dominant one in the relationship.

Brain/Hoodie

Another man who would prefer if his partner is a sub because he also would not enjoy subbing. I feel like Brian is kind of more traditional when it comes to relationships in general and that definitely translates into the bedroom.

Jeff the killer

Sub but if you are dom he will reluctantly give up dominance for you, but it takes a lot of time and trust on his part and he’s gonna be the brattiest sub you’ve ever had the displeasure of having sex with.

Eyeless Jack

Sub no questions and no room for argument. I feel like with all his demon-y shit, he’s gonna wanna be in control 100% of the time and it’s almost like it physically pains him to sub. 

Ben drowned

He’s gonna tell everyone that he wants a sub so he can dominate him or whatever, but we all know that he’s actually the one being dominated in the most humiliating ways possible. He’s down to do the most freak shit as long as you’re the one in control, but don’t tell anybody that, even though they already know cause it’s obvious as hell.

Helen/The bloody painter

Doesn’t care either way. You both will probably end up falling into the kind of relationship where there is no clear dom/sub and sex is purely about you both feeling good. 

Nina the killer

Okay, so y’know how the brotherhood of steel wears dogtags? I feel like Dane would have a second set (that they originally kept as backups just in case their actual ones got lost or some shit) that they would give to you a little bit into the relationship

Kind of as a way to “claim” you

If you’re in the brotherhood of steel as well, it’d be a cute little exchange between the both of you, you get theirs, and they get yours

If you’re away from one another for a long period of time, they sit there and run their fingers over them, tracing your name that's messily pressed into the metal

Also probably the kind of person to steal small articles of clothing (Yes, even those, yes they use it for that, yes, when I can be bothered I’ll write a whole fic about it) because they smell like you

You’ve caught them cuddled up with a jacket of yours on more than one occasion

Subtle ass grabber

Will slip their hand in your back pocket

Innocent gesture, right? No, they are grabbing a handful of ass back there

Kind of possessive but not in like the weird alpha CEO kind of way

In a more subtle, sit back and glare at anyone who is trying to flirt with you and then bully them behind their back with you kind of way

They know you’re theirs and they are yours so I feel like they wouldn’t get jealous often or easily, and if they did, it’d be more out of insecurity then distrust

Definitely thinks about you both leaving the brotherhood behind and just living out in the wasteland but the brotherhood is all they’ve known so it’s kind of too scary to actually do at the moment

Maybe during the civil war, they change their mind and decide that it’s too dangerous to stay there so you both run away together

I feel like they switch between big spoon and little spoon depending on how you both feel

I guess it’d be a “whoever has had the worst day gets to be the little spoon” kind of deal

Sometimes will lie to be the little spoon cause they’re a little shit sometimes who wants to be held

Ticci Toby

Eats it right the fuck up 

He loves being babied

As long as it's not to the extent that he feels like you think he's not capable of being his own person

Like if you’re babying to a suffocating extent he’ll let you know

But if you’re not going over the top with it?

God he’s never been happier

His life has, and will continue to be one bad thing after another and his line of “work” would wear anyone down, so coming home to you who will pamper him and treat him like he’s your whole life?

It’s so comforting and reminds him that no matter how much horrible shit he does, you will love him more than he is capable of loving himself

If you catch him on a really bad day, where the world is just too much and he feels undeserving of the very air that he breathes, once you wrap your arms around him and whisper those sweet and kind words you always do, he just breaks down

He’s sobbing and gasping for air, because why are you so nice to him? He doesn’t deserve any of this, he’s a horrible person

But you shut that shit down so quickly

Reassurance doesn’t really work when he’s in this state because every kind word that falls from your soft lips gets twisted up in his brain

So you don’t say anything

You both lay there, in each others warm embrace

You, laying there, running your hands through his hair, drawing shapes on his back through his shirt, pressing kisses to the exposed skin of his face, and him, shaking, tears still streaming down his cheeks, as he soaks up all of your affection like a sponge, still wondering what he did to deserve this

To deserve you

Tim/Masky

Mixed reaction depending on his mood

If he’s just come back home from a long mission, he’ll enjoy being babied a little bit

Like Toby, Tim will tell you to stop if you start going over the top with the babying

Also not a fan of it in public

Will gently push you away/tell you to stop

In private though?

Oooohhh mann

He’s down bad

Loves it when you call him baby

If he had it his way, it’s all you’d call him for the rest of his life

Will never say it out loud

But he loves the way that you wrap your arms around him, pressing yourself into his chest and slotting your head up near his shoulder, fitting there like the puzzle piece he was missing

Loves those late afternoons/nights where you’re both cuddled up with each other, either on the couch or in bed where you’re running your soft fingers through his hair, pressing kisses to his flushed face and whispering those sweet words that worm their way into his heart and make his stomach do flips

It makes him feel like he’s a lovesick teenager all over again

Brian/Hoodie

Likes it deep down but will act like he doesn’t

Won’t stop you when you grab at his cheeks, or press kisses all over his face, or pull him into so many hugs that are so tight he feels like he can’t breath

He has a look of indifference on his face but the way that you can feel his heart pounding against his chest when you’re pressed so close to him, you know that he loves it

His face flushes every.single.time you call him baby

He doesn’t know why

It just does something to him

Maybe it's the way that you say it, voice sweet like honey that coats all of his senses and makes him feel like its only the two of you in the world in that exact moment

Late at night, when you’re both ready for bed, he’s smothering you in affection, almost like he’s trying to make up for the lack of it he gives you during the day

He knows he probably doesn’t show you he loves you as much as he should, but he tries to make up for it during those quiet, domestic moments you both share together

Jeff the killer

Will act all nonchalant about it in public but as soon as you guys are in private he’s eating it right the fuck up

You’re babying him and he’s just standing there with a smug look on his face, because why wouldn’t you be treating him like this? Of course you love him, who doesn’t?

Past that smug and self assured exterior, he knows that he doesn’t really deserve any of this

But he likes to pretend

That he's a good person, that he hasn’t taken the lives of many for the fun of it, that you’ll stay here, with him, forever

That you won’t leave him like everyone else around him seems to do 

He can pretend that he’s impartial and deserving of your affection all he wants

But you know, because how could you not?

You see the way his permanent smile seems to falter just slightly when you compliment him, eyes clouding with doubt and insecurity

You can basically hear all of the things going on inside of his head, the way he talks down to himself, the way he brushes off your compliments as nothing more than formalities, things you’re supposed to say to him because you’re in a relationship, not because you actually mean them

It doesn’t matter how many times you try and reassure him, how many late nights you spend trying to prove your undying love, there will always be that voice in his head telling him that he isn’t enough, that he doesn’t deserve you or anything that you give to him

Ticci Toby

Loves your hair so much

Will do that cute thing where he dyes a strip of his own hair whatever color you’ve got yours so you can be matchy matchy

Will sit there and play with your hair, admiring the color/colors

Would love it even more if you’ve got multiple colors in your hair

When he’s really bored, he’ll have you sit in front of him and he’ll sit there and separate each individual color into different sections, messily plaiting them 

Will absolutely help you re-dye your hair, but he’s not great at it

Accidentally gets more hair dye all over the bathroom than in your hair

When you eventually take the dye away from him and end up doing it yourself, he’ll sit on the bathroom sink and just admire you while you bend in unnatural ways trying to get the back of your head

A+ for effort though!

Later on in your relationship, he might dye his whole head the same color so you can really match

Will brush, wash and touch up your hair whenever you need

Fantastic boyfriend and number one supporter of your colorful hair

Jeff the killer

Will give you a nickname related to whatever color you’ve dyed your hair

Doesn’t matter what color, he’s coming up with some really creative nickname to borderline bully you with

But it’s all out of love, trust trust

Won’t even make an attempt to help you touch up or re-dye your hair but will sit there in the bathroom, leaning against the door, and will watch you do your thing

Gives you compliments whenever you try a new color until he comes up with his nickname and then that the only time he brings it up

At night, when you’re cuddled into his chest, breathing deeply and eyes closed, he’ll run his fingers through it and admire the color

Deep down he actually really likes the colors because he thinks it makes you unique (in a good way obvi)

Will beat up anyone who says anything bad about it (because we all know there will always be those people who have something to say)

Ben Drowned

Another man who will dye a streak of his own hair of whatever color you’ve got in yours and because he’s blonde, it stands out a lot more

Will happily (and loudly) tell anybody who asks about it that he’s matching with his sexy, amazing, fantastic, gorgeous, smart, funny, hot, fabulous partner

Tries and fails to help you dye it

A lot less messy than Toby, but he gives up half-way through cause “his arms hurtt” (its been five minutes, he’s just a sook)

Will send you videos of people with dyed hair with a message like “you should do this one next, it’d suit you so well”

Already loved running his hands through your hair, but loves it even more now that you’ve got colors in it