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Hey friends, I deeply apologize for my absence, but things have been very chaotic and I have no spare time whatsoever. Gosh, I feel terrible, but I have responsibilities outside of tumblr and I believe those come first. Trust me, I am really upset about this, but I’m being forced to put Anya on hiatus. I’m not sure when things are going to slow down, but I hope it is soon. Until then, take care everyone! You are all insanely talented and I look forward to writing with you all again soon.

Aries Expectation: Fierce ram, will fuck u up, is hella brave

Aries Reality: Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate

Taurus Expectation: Loyal bull

Taurus Reality: Cow that is too lazy to betray you

Gemini Expectation: Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you.

Gemini Reality: Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month

Cancer Expectation: Mother bear and reliable and strong

Cancer Reality: Emotional wreck

Leo Expectation: Loyal sexy and confident

Leo Reality: Emo lion

Virgo Expectation: Shy smart and organized

Virgo Reality: Always having internal meltdowns

Libra Expectation: Fashionable and friendly and fair

Libra Reality: Really sad that they cannot fix everyone

Scorpio Expectation: Dark mysterious and probably a killer

Scorpio Reality: Really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions

Sagittarius Expectation: So wise and majestic

Sagittarius Reality: Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life

Capricorn Expectation: Cool, calm, collected, ambitious

Capricorn Reality: Power starved baby that just wants love

Aquarius Expectation: God

Aquarius Reality: Still God

Pisces Expectation: So cute such anime!!

Aries: tall, hair dyed a weird color, dark eyes

Taurus: short, a little chubby in a cute way

Gemini: long hair, really pretty eyes

Cancer: short, short hair, just generally very small

Leo: short, long hair, really long legs

Virgo: short hair, bright eyes, skinny as hell

Libra: tall, small facial features

Scorpio: broad-shouldered, dark hair, dark eyes

Sagittarius: long hair, short, lip piercing

Capricorn: tall, short/spiky hair

Aquarius: long hair, short, wears glasses