Cactus Simpson

Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.

is pepsi ok

‘i guess’ i said sulking, my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravity

‘ok.’ i hand you seven large cokes and a pepsi

what are the odds the next waterparks album is called Kill Yourself

Goddamn preach this

"Your most important survival skill is asking for help." THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!

This feels important to reblog

Retired Hollanov in their 50s, Ilya loses a card game against Shane and goes, 'remember that time i was nhl draft pick number 1 and you were number 2' and Shane blows his top off every single time