sighs

take me down to paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are (remembers im playing at a gay bar on bear night) men

Me, getting attached to a new male character: where do I get this guy's exact wardrobe

I love smart asses….you’re not funny. just bc i giggle doesn’t mean i like it. Maybe i do. Shut up.

SCHOOL should always be your second priority. your first priority should always be committing STRANGE behaviors with your FRIENDS

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

God, I'd somehow forgotten this existed. What a cursed time to be reminded of it.

cowboys are to pirates what werewolves are to vampires

that mutual that u KNOW u would be rlly good friends w if yall just ever,,,, talked

I got a lot of beef with the concept of dust. absolutely no reason for something to get dirty just because nothing has touched it. bullshit.

Some people just don't understand how validating a diagnosis can be. Like with my parents, they worried that getting a diagnosis would be "letting it define me," and that "there's no point in confirming what we already know." But having a professional sit down and tell you you're not faking or overreacting is so relieving. Of course, there are downsides and not everybody feels the need for one, but if someone wants a diagnosis, listen to them.

america got superheroes and japan got magical girls. i think america is the clear loser here

if i got rescued by a superhero id be like "theres a 50% chance u are a secret billionaire, go kill off bezos if u really wanna help me". if a magical girl rescued me id be like "thank u girl, good luck on ur math test!"

okay so who’s ur bestie in the jjk verse? 

find out?

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

ye

enter the cornflakes domain

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

I'm so glad I started saying "epic" again like I did in middle school. Sometimes things really are just epic idk what to tell u

saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them

love everyone in the tags saying “it is” you’re right