For two pins I'd take you away from the lot of them!

"I'm not a fan of pineapple but I do like cherries." She sipped her smoothie quietly. "Yeah, I am always having to rescue Mustache. That can be dangerous when Bowser is involved." She gritted her teeth at the memory of the overgrown turtle. He had this silly little crush on her still and just wished he would vanish from the Mushroom Kingdom.

" Me too, but you mean you like them on your pizza?? I've never heard of that before, but you do you" she smiled softly.

He let the purple overcoat slip from his shoulders as he folded it neatly over the chair. Letting her know he wasn't going anywhere anytime soon and he would be staying well past ten minutes.

"I don't think you heard me, cupcake. I would like a steak. Bloody. Can you do that for me or do I have to close down your uh, lil' establishment?" He said, placing his gun on the table to let her know she would be out of a job and possibly a life if she didn't cook up that steak for him.

She was glad that she had told Ron, her boss, that she could close by herself, she didn't want him to get hurt. Because she knew that she would have to fight dirty and show this asshole that he wasn't dealing here with someone he could easily intimidate.

( ep 7-13 )

You're not busy, are you?

Actually, shocker, I am busy.

Now, I'm one not to get into the feels, usually, but... you seem genuinely distressed. You okay?

Do you want to--I don't know--chat about it or something?

Sex is always on the table.

You sure you don't want to chase after her?

We brought you a birthday gift.

You're supposed to be on my side, you know.

What's bothering you right now?

Well... right now I'm experiencing a very odd feeling. It's--it's like a fat man sitting on my chest. But not in a fun way.

You're really in therapy?

Why is that so surprising?

You're the least reflective person I know.

I have layers. I'm like an onion. An irresistible one.

You don't save a marriage by sleeping with other people

It can't hurt to try.

Have you ever considered that all of this excessive partying may be your attempt to fill a void?

The most evil of people have the most normal names, I've experienced. Beware anyone named Keith

We all have demons inside.

It's okay. I'm not afraid of dying.

We might not always understand it, but God has a plan.

You get to eat chocolate cake in bed tonight.

You don't care who you piss off, do you?

I made a friend today.

I can't believe that I would let myself care for him again

You're a kind person who puts the needs of others before your own

You can't be mad at me forever.

Oh, God, what have I done?

Don't worry, my father's the forgiving sort

Only you could turn a tragic death into an excuse to talk about you.

Where have you been?

Deviant foreplay is so time-consuming.

Come on, you can't say this isn't the best sex you've ever had

If that's supposed to be an offering to me, I decline on grounds of salmonella.

Step one, travel back in time and not make such a mess of things.

You know, I'm suddenly reminded of why I wanted you dead in the first place.

Look, I know you think I'm a bad guy

requested by: anon

"You are right. I just worry that he won't love me anymore if he knew. But perhaps he would. I suppose I should tell him, anyway and find out." Though the thought of Colin not loving her scares Penelope, she doesn't want to keep secrets from him either. So her friend is right. She should tell him.

" Indeed, and I'm very happy that we are friends" she was grateful that she had found such a loyal and good friend.

" If he truly loves you then he would be proud of your writing talent. You could wait until you are married, but then he would be upset because you haven't told him sooner. Not to mention that he could find out from someone else, and you do not want that to happen" if somehow Miss Cowper would find out about Penelope's secret then no doubt that she would tell Colin just to ruin Penelope's happiness.

" It's good to see you!" he was glad that they seemed to remember him now. " She's doing great, we recently opened a Bed & Breakfast together. We still have a lot to learn about running a business, but it's been fun" he smiled softly.