Pollyanna

Hey guys I have two tickets to the concert on October 12 at The Greek Theatre in California. Something has come up and I am unable to attend the concert. So if anybody is interested on more info for the tickets just message me😊

Yes and No. If there is a request that really sparks my interest im willing to give it a go.

I want(ed) to make people happy with my writing, not drag them deeper in the sink hole even though the one shot has a happy ending. I hope the people that have requested these things can understand where im coming from.

Summary: A beautiful city, your best friends, and a joint: an unusual combination, but one that results in a night to remember.

Word count: 5.7k

Warnings: This contains NSFW content - please be mindful if you’re underage. It includes drug use in the form of marijuana, an MxMxF threesome, swearing, dirty talk, oral and fingering (fem receiving), handjob, annnnd missionary + doggy style sex. 

A/N: Can you believe we’re finally at the end of July? Thanks to everyone who’s taken the time to read my work - it’s meant a lot. Pleaseeee pay attention to the warnings on this one, and obviously, I don’t condone the use of drugs. Look after your body, please.

Confession: when I started writing this, I didn’t know the difference between a joint and a blunt, so I used them as interchangeable terms. Now I know there’s differences and stuff, but for the purpose of my creative liberties, pls just…loosen up…and go with the flow. Thank you! 

Masterlist | Juicy July 

“One Parisian joint, as requested.”

You grinned as you held out the wrapped package, your eyes trained on where the two men in front of you were watching you intently. As you thrust the disguised joint into the air for a second time, Luke was the one to bite, reaching out to pluck it from your palm, his eyes dancing with mischief.

“Fucking hell,” he muttered, running his fingers over the joint. He glanced up, teeth digging into his plush lower lip as he gave you a slow nod. “You found one.”

With a laugh, you threw yourself down onto the bed, causing your best friends to shift slightly. “What can I say,” you drawled, eyes lazily trailing over Calum as he peered at the joint, “I’m a woman of many talents.”

“That you are,” Calum murmured. His warm gaze fell to meet yours, and you could almost feel the darkness in his eyes. “Thanks, Y/N.”

Summary: Following a hefty day building furniture, Harry offers you a massage that quickly morphs into something else…

Word count: 2.3k

Warnings: Contains NSFW content! Please be mindful if you’re underaged.

A/N: I feel like Harry’s the kind of person that just…knows how to give a really, really good massage, y’know? That man is full of tricks, and being a secret masseuse is most definitely one of them lmao. I know people want some kinky Harry fics but I got really into the deep sensuality of this one, so I hope you read it anyway!

Masterlist | Juicy July 

“You look a bit tired there, love.” The soft lilt of Harry’s voice caused a weak smile to spread over your lips, your eyes remaining closed. “You want a hand up?”

You shook your head, feeling a few strands of your hair wash over the sofa cushions you were currently buried face-down in. “No thanks,” you murmured, words slightly muffled by the comfortable fabric of your sofa. “Jus’ wanna relax for a minute.”

“Alright,” Harry replied. After a moment’s quiet, you felt the sofa dip as he sat on the other end of it, one of his large hands dropping to rest on the curve of your back as he pulled your feet into his lap. “You’ve deserved one.”

Summary: After Luke has a particularly taxing day, he recruits you to help relieve some of his pent-up tension. Ft. a lot of hot sex and a snazzy marble counter.

Word count: 1.6k

Warnings: contains NSFW material including female masturbation and rough-ish sex against a counter.

A/N: Hello! I know some people might not know/care, but this is me back from a couple days off. I went on a lovely holiday with my friends, but now I’m back to keep the smut-fest going. Thank you for your patience! 

Fun fact: this was the first smut I wrote for this project. (Well, second, but I’m not posting the first so…this is technically the first). I actually wrote it back in March, and as I’m editing it rn I can really see how much my writing has improved since then lol. I hope ya like it tho! If you’re wondering why I’m posting Luke fic a day after his birthday instead of on his birthday,,,I may have forgotten it was yesterday. Whoops. I’m a fake ass stan. Anyway. Enjoy! Sorry for the shortness!

Masterlist | Juicy July 

You were relaxing on your sofa when you heard your phone ding. With a lazy sigh, you reached over and grabbed it from the coffee table, your eyes widening as you read the text.

Luke: Had a rough day. Need to relieve some tension. Kitchen counter? Be ready for me?

You swallowed, a thrum of excitement travelling down your spine as you contemplated his question.

Me: Will do ;)

After a few seconds of the typing bubbles, a final text came through.

Luke: See you in ten x

Summary: Harry’s relentless teasing causes a family gathering to end with you bent over the sink in the bathroom.

Word count: 3.1k

Warnings: contains NSFW material!

A/N: Sometimes a girl just wants to get rawed, yanno? 

Masterlist | Juicy July 

You were squirming.

You couldn’t help it, really. It wasn’t your fault.

But as you sat around a restaurant table, straining desperately to focus on the light conversation carrying on around you, you couldn’t help but shift from side to side, your core throbbing with want.

The cause of your heated predicament? Well, that would, of course, come down to your boyfriend.