i hate working the register because i have a horrible lisp that makes me sound like sid the sloth and people keep talking to me like im stupid im so over it put me downnnnnnnnnnnn
and i have to work with my stupid fucking coworker who doesnt know what the drink codes are so he keeps writing the wrong shit and i make it and its not the right drink now we both look stupid but i dont want him to make the drinks with me on the register because 1. lisp 2. he is so insanely slow at making stuff like genuinely ill have 6 drinks pile up while hes making one, ill step off reg to help and ill finish 5 of them before he finishes the one he was working on like genuinely nothing on our entire menu takes that long also hes just in the way all the time hes like a dog that just sits there and does nothing but stand there in the way and ive given up on aksing him to move im so irritated ive just been yelling at him like hes a dog and its working much better than just scuse me cuz he doenst move fully out of the way like i do not want to be so close my hand is tickling ur belly when im reaching the whipped cream fuck my fucking chungus life and he still wont wear a belt so ive just been getting a primetime view of his panties at all hours of the day. kill me please pleasep lease
