Johnny Depp is one McDonald’s sprite away from an early grave, why does he look like that…

some of you are miserable because you're mean. like you're just mean to people and things

"why don't i have any friends" because you are mean

Unironically waiting for the bus in the rain rn. Real ones know ✌️🌧️🚌☔

I've been here for over an hour soaking wet and pathetic and a truck driving by fully stopped in the street and reversed into the parking lot behind me. This older gentleman got it and came up to me and said "can I give you a gift?" And I asked "what's that?" And he gave me an umbrella from his truck and left. Now I'm dryer. The world is full of kindness and beauty btw. If you even care. Message to all my sopping wet sweeties

What happened to the guy that owned StrangeParker on here? Genuinely curious lol

I can’t believe I’m tumblrs version of Tyler Oakley

Offline due to my qualms & ailments

Online due to my qualms & ailments

qualms & ailments due to my Online

bowser texting bowser jr

Dentist: so when is my next appointment? Assistant: 2:30 Denist: i know their tooth hurty but when are they coming in?

( waits for an image to load and its not even that good ) i dont know what to say. i hope we all die.

anyone wanna fall in love in the most horrible all-consuming terrifying destructive kind of way *kicks a rock* its ok if not