Try and get it fixed by tonight.

And how are you gonna do that?

'Cos I help you clean your messes?

That and because you're helpful

Exactly the same thing i thought. That’s enough toast to get me and my children by for eternity,maybe even my childrens children.h

Well, probably not. Maybe yourself and your kids

A stream of vile nude pictures have landed in my inbox, that’s what’s happened.

Well... how vile?

I didn’t mean to.

I'm sure you didn't. But what are you gonna do now?

Wow, really — I’m that lucky? All the responsibility goes to me? Fine, deal.

Yes, I'm giving you the honor

Pip can go pip himself, I’ll help.

Will you? See, this is why I'm your friend

Count me in.

I'm thinking of making it a party for everyone. Although Pip doesn't want to do the cleaning

I need to remind myself whenever I next get drunk to not hand my phone number out so willingly.

What happened this time Curt?

No..

Oh Jane..

Did you know a single bolt of lightning contains enough energy to cook 100,000 pieces of toast.

Enough toast to last you a lifetime

C’mon Ivy. Just walk up to any of ‘em and say Pip said you’re in the cleaning up after my party committee. They’ll do it. Probably.

Okay, okay. As long as you're responsible for it

A couple of scratches and a dent.

Ouch. Anyway to fix it before your dad finds out?

They're a bit too loose for me, I like something more... form fitting from time to time

Got a Wii?

Yup

But I think my dad is going to kill me….

How bad was the damage to the car?

'M automatically volunteering absolutely anyone that isn't me, if you will. 

That's not very nice, Pip