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taking my gamer dog out for a walkthrough

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

“which could mean nothing” is my favorite sentence ever bc on the surface it describes something that COULD indeed mean nothing. but we use it to emphasize the other side of that coin i.e. that it could also mean something. it keeps us grounded bc we are technically focusing on the liklihood that the information given doesn’t necessarily imply gay sex is happening, while still silently acknowledging the possibility that it might.

"i think therefore i am" yeah well i jerk therefore i cum #bitch

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

it should be illegal for people to be in the kitchen at the same time as me

oooooohhhhhhh you wanna be kind so bad...... you wanna spread as much love and positivity as possible......

you’ve met me at a very spanish time in my life

the horrors persist but so do books, art, hot chocolate, winter nights, the moon, the sea, the stars, sunsets, literature, libraries, cats, flowers, stories, love and the wistful feeling you get when you finally return home