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but she hit send when all it said was

Developer Will Herring has blessed the earth with My Garbage Cat Wakes Me Up At 3AM Every Day, a simulator that puts you at the controls of a feline in the same room as its human victim, who happens to be asleep. It’s your job to recreate the same chaos that is happening in millions and perhaps billions of households around the world each night.

Unlike trying to understand the motives of a cat, the controls and aim of the game are delightfully simple:

Knock everything over until your owner wakes up. 

Use the arrow keys to move and jump. 

Press Z to meow and cry all the time. 

Press X to knead with your dumb little paws. 

Do your worst.

So let’s talk about the fact that Bucky actually took the shot. He actually pulled the trigger is no one else freaking out about how major this is?????? That would’ve been a kill shot had Tony not stuck his shielded hand in front of the muzzle, no doubt about it.

Like, that thing was aiming between the eyes and Bucky didn’t even hesitate. It looks like he didn’t even so much as BLINK.

it’s like the super bowl but 

you have two football fields placed in a cross formation

four teams play at once 

the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck