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i'm working overtime to have you in my world !

having a crush on xiao was hard, especially when he barely talks to anyone outside of his friend group and you became a bumbling mess whenever he's within your reach. it stressed you so much to the point your friends get concerned and advise you to write about it on your twitter account. things take a turn when your tweets suddenly gets oddly sweet and heartfelt comments from a burner account.

꩜. a xiao x reader smau ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ ac : @/_kkafka on instagram!

꩜. warning : the high school system might be a little different because its based on my own high school curriculum experience, might have ooc portrayals, lots of swearing, kys jokes, fem!reader, timestamps don't matter, (🎞️) means its a written part!

꩜. started : 11th of July 2025

꩜. status : on-going (slow updates)

꩜. taglist : closed ! (50/50)

featuring the tortured poets department & chaos crash course

CHAPTER 0 ⁀➴ MIDDLE SCHOOL

01. the falling trope (🎞️) ⌗ 02. virtual diary (🎞️) ⌗ 03. so it begins/prologue summary (🎞️)

CHAPTER 1 ⁀➴ WHOS THIS ?!

04. educational hater ⌗ 05. fascinating (semi🎞️) ⌗ 06. tof_u111 ⌗ 07. block him ⌗ 08. tarot reading ⌗ 09. call me yours ⌗ 10. you're on. ⌗ 11. gagged ⌗ 12. quiz aftereffects ⌗ 13. always be there for you ⌗ 14. lunch at wanmin (semi🎞️) ⌗ 15. different povs ⌗ 16. admire ⌗ 17. self inserts ⌗ 18. banana bread (🎞️) ⌗ 19. partnered (🎞️) ⌗ 20. the LOML ⌗ 21. hu tao helps! ⌗ 22. wingwoman ⌗ 23. kazupid ⌗ 24. maternal

CHAPTER 2 ⁀➴ PARTNERS !

25. first date ⌗

TAGLIST : @lovesickdaydreamss @raidenshogunmommy @xiaoxrin @fourteenyikes @httpsraz @aellesira @aliceleste @kiorynn @kysyuu @scarletttcroww @kyo-yeo @jiminscarmex @minstarrs @scytheblooms @vi0let-writes @pluielotus @lesbi-snail @tamikahoshiko @bonelesspancake @kyouzki @stoopycake @yaoizee @smashedivan @mumeimei @anqelkoz @ayangyyen @novalovescats @iheartnozel @000yukono @atlatcaheart @digitaltrippers @flouqissss @surfeitstar @rxshiirxm @saeskiss @yanqukki @atlasisme2-0 @matolka @wigglywrath @lunezhi @kochothehoe @bananasquash @miyahearts @tkooooop @ace325 @amurotoorudesu @muffinthatsimps @ventilmn @a1-ic3 @sincerelyruu @jayathelostdragon

“It can’t be with anyone else, it has to be you.”

⭑ pairing: lyney x fem! reader — 𖹭

SUMMARY — at the arrival of your college acceptance letter you make the painful decision of cutting ties with your high school boyfriend, all of this influenced by the endless online voices claiming long distance relationships never work; and since you don't want any of the two of you to be hurt at the other's departure you choose to be the villain of the story and finish the relationship, but what if fate played you dirty and showed you that you never had to take that decision in first place?

starting: oct 13th status: on going

genre: exes to lovers, modern au, college au

WARNINGS — feminine reader, plenty of swearing and kys jokes + suggestive comments. miscommunication, a bit of angst and nsfw maybe. some characters might be ooc my bad & some mixed american/mexican college experiences. no beta reading my beta reader is my second personality /jk, and briefs mentions of ilicite substances. timestamps are accurate

taglist: open! (idk yet how it works so sorry for any inconvenience ;; )

profiles:

— no one here has seen a 100 grade since hs | — petite anonymous alcoholics

chapters:

O1. tetris O2. foie gras O3. trading & tycoons

O4. we know O5. namespn O6. flood

O7. steroids O8. set, go!, 🌷 O9. jellyous

1O. from all the people here 11. why

12. honeymoon avenue, 🌷 13. tba

🌷 ( means it has written parts in it)

taglist — @lizzie-harper @h-rtsnana @zuyoo @4evermissingcarlgrimes @charles-braindump

NOTE: this is for the 5 lyney stans out there, ☝🏻

𖥻 01. war is over

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a/n: so how am i going to tell you guys that the part where hutao and childe got a 3 digit answer on a math question actually happened irl 🤣 it happened back when i was in high school lmao my dumbass self didnt know what's she doing 😭 embarrassing

correction on slide 2: it's difference and not different 😭

SYNOPSIS: you dont know why you have your cousin’s best friends’ number saved on your phone, but all you know is that he’s attractive— exactly your type. not wanting to lose this chance to shoot your shot, you decided to become his chat bestie to get closer to him because why not? it’s not everyday you’d get to talk to someone as handsome as him! (careful though, your cousin doesnt want his friends to meet you so try your best to keep this secret from him!)

── 𖥻

TAGLIST (open).

✰ “i’ll catch you the next time you fall.”

⋆⁺ ⋆⁺₊⋆ pairing — scaramouche x fem! reader [ college!au | SMAU ]

⋆⁺ side pairings mentioned — xiaoven, xingyun, yantao, kaebedo | mentioned only once to thrice: ayamiya, eimiko, thomato

⋆⁺ synopsis — Scaramouche, the person who tripped you on purpose just to see your despair expression on your face, hates how you always appear so happy in front of other people. He hated the fact that you find life enjoyable, unlike him. You, of course, hated him back. You don’t understand why he goes to the extent to see your face crinkle in pure dismay. But what if you realize that the person who always laughs at your misery isn’t so insufferable after you get to know him?

⋆⁺ warnings — heavy cursing, crack, fluff, enemies to lovers, slowburn (? – not rlly), family issues, written parts + more will be added in the future.

⋆⁺ status — COMPLETED | 220422 to 220722

⋆⁺ bonus/special chapters will be released soon!

⋆⁺ tags used – #◇—smau: abyssal love (formerly #abyssal love smau) & #◇—calx’s collection

✰ author’s note — please ignore the timestamps and dates ! this is my first smau and my very first contribution to the genshin impact community :) likes & reblogs are very much appreciated!

𖥻 short kings

kinich ─ a business ad major who's like a mirror─ his mood will depends on the people he interacts with. sometimes, he's cool. sometimes, he's cold. but everyday, he's hot. but he's nice to those he considers a friend. (*cough* you. *cough*)

scaramouche ─ he and kinich shares the same class, so they are closer than the others. he is your cousin who is also like a brother to you. you started living in his condo when you came to inazuma. has a sharp-tongue and doesn't sugarcoats his words, but you're already immune to it.

heizou ─ that one friend who won't stop watching and playing thriller dramas and games. the outgoing member of the group. he is taking the course of law because he ran out of slot on his first choice: forensic science (he broke down for a week after finding out).

albedo ─ fine arts major. the reliable and mature one. he is the most intelligent in the group, and also a member of the student council. kinich felt more comfortable around him since he felt like he can tell him his secrets without any worry.

lyney ─ a theater and arts major who loves entertaining everyone with magic tricks. even the professors would ask a performance of him in class to lighten up the mood before starting the lessons. the mood maker of the group, and the second person kinich would choose to stay away from (first is heizou).

sethos ─ psychology major. the last one to join the gang since he is one year behind. he is the second smartest in the group, and sometimes lyney would ask for his help for his homework even though they have different course. he is also the one who always drag everyone to parties because his motto is "you only live once".

FUN FACT: they're all members of the swimming team. that's how they became friends, and it's kinda funny since they all came from different nations (except from scaramouche and heizou).

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SYNOPSIS: you dont know why you have your cousin’s best friends’ number saved on your phone, but all you know is that he’s attractive— exactly your type. not wanting to lose this chance to shoot your shot, you decided to become his chat bestie to get closer to him because why not? it’s not everyday you’d get to talk to someone as handsome as him! (careful though, your cousin doesnt want his friends to meet you so try your best to keep this secret from him!)

── 𖥻

TAGLIST (open).

4 artists and a liar (lawyer)

[Name] — renowned painter. as a member of the current generation of the lawrence clan, an old prominent family in mondstadt, you are expected to show proper decorum at all times, as well as perform what is expected of you. unbeknownst to all, behind the well-maintained and rehearsed facade is someone who deeply admires a famous solo artist from inazuma. deep enough to dedicate a stan account for him.

Albedo — also a renowned painter. a good friend of yours that you made during college, when you were taking up your fine arts major. him being adopted into your friend group just kind of happened naturally, as the two of you were an inseparable pair during college.

Venti — a random guy that you and albedo randomly adopted when an elective class required the students to divide themselves into groups of three. being the free and sociable guy that he is, he didn’t find it hard to make close connections with you and your friend. venti is now a decently known poet who hides under the penname ‘barbatos’. would sometimes get too drunk and tweet on his official writer account, which would then lead to his fans wrecking their brains trying to decipher what this ‘new poem’ means.

Eula — the relative you are closest to (the only one you’re close with, actually). your cousin who has a deep passion for dancing. long ago, she has made the decision to pursue this passion of hers, which led to her being the black sheep of the family. however, eula has no regrets as her career as a dancer turned out to be very successful. she has won competitions, performed on international stages, and has also gained social media traction.

Yanfei — eula’s friend who is a lawyer. similar to albedo, she just naturally fit into your friend group, with how often you and your friends meet with her and eula. despite having the title of ‘attorney’ attached to her name, yanfei remains humble and righteous, a quality that you all love and appreciate. sometimes feels a little sad as she is now based and residing in liyue, while this certain friend group of hers stays in mondstadt.

I CAN SEE YOU — scara x reader smau

masterlist .

TAGLIST I (closed)

Art Disclaimer: Please do not take the photo and repost. Feel free to reblog though. Commissioned jfairuz for this one. It’s so, so pretty. 

The Ruthless Prince Masterlist (Completed)

 Genshin Royal AU - Scaramouche x fem!reader

Summary: When Prince Scaramouche picks you out of a random group of commoners to marry, your life is turned upside down. He’s mean, snarky, condescending and he doesn’t act like a proper husband or prince at all. However, when Prince Tartaglia from the neighbouring kingdom takes an interest in you, Prince Scaramouche finds himself even more annoyed than usual. This is the story of him and you navigating this roller coaster of a relationship.

Chapter 1 - You’re Marrying Me, That’s Final!

Chapter 2 - Social Pretense

Chapter 3 - Can I Understand Him?

Chapter 4 - Pet Wife

Chapter 5 - Enter Prince Tartaglia

Chapter 6 - Just the Beginning

Chapter 7 - To My Heart

Chapter 8 - Where is This Anger Coming From?

Chapter 9 - Secrets

Chapter 10 - Resurface

Chapter 11 - Don’t Touch What’s Mine

Chapter 12 - Truce

Chapter 13 - New Rules

Chapter 14 - Happy Birthday?

Chapter 15 - Forever Hold Your Peace

Chapter 16.1 - Our Last Night

Chapter 16.2 - Our Last Night [NSFW version] at the moment can only be accessed through buymeacoffee         [sneak peek here]

Chapter 17 - Separated

Chapter 18 - War Lost

Chapter 19 - The Two Sides of Hope

Chapter 20 - Reunited

Chapter 21 - Eternity (Final/Epilogue)

Possible extra chapters and spin off titles:

fake it till you make it 「REMAKE」

🪐 ; SYNOPSIS — academic rivals, xiao and yn find themselves in an awkward situation after an unexpected confession at a house party. “someone get me popcorn cause what is this bullshit? a fanfic?”

🎬 ; START — 08/21/24

🎀 ; A/N — whether you’re new to this series or a returnee, welcome! the og fitymi is still linked in my master list and it is also here if you’re interested in reading that. updates are irregular since i am a college student !

NOTES ; time stamps do not matter UNLESS stated otherwise ! the pronouns switch between they/them and she/her sometimes, i just do it unconsciously lol sorry ><

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QTEES🍊! • minions

prologue ✐

" fake it "

1. is this a sick joke 2. my fault?

3. "it'll die down" 4. out of character

5. sudden message 6. almost believed it

7. newfound peace 8. night of the party ✐

9. denial 10. dragon boat festival ✐

" fake it ? "

— © xiaosenthusiast || do not copy, repost, or translate my work anywhere

💫 ; TAGLIST — open just send me a dm or respond to this post !! if your name is in green i can't tag you due to your privacy settings :)

at the ripe age of ten years old, heizou had already found himself a girlfriend. to be exact, his girlfriend was some girl he had found on roblox while playing roblox top model. unfortunately for heizou, his mom di not take this news lightly. fearing he was getting into dangerous situations, she confiscated his gadgets and grounded him, effectively making him loose contact with his beloved girlfriend. years later, heizou decides to rummage through his childhood bedroom and that ends with him finding his old ipad. deciding to log into his old roblox account, he finds messages upon messages from his childhood lover dating to months after he was grounded. now an adult, heizou is determined to find the person behind said account.

⭑.ᐟ a heizou x reader smau

⭑.ᐟ warning : might have ooc portrayals, lots of swearing, kys jokes, fem!reader, timestamps don't matter, somewhat innacurate descriptions of uni life, mentions of ittosara, kukifei, (🎞️) means its a written part!

⭑.ᐟ status : on-going w/ slow updates until may

⭑.ᐟ taglist : opened !

prologues — the start of it all

suspect profile – zoo runaways & asylum breakouts

case file 1 - elimination method

01 . how exactly?

02. doxxing is legal