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come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

Untitled Goose Game but you play as R2-D2 and your job is to ruin the Empires day.

It's a wonder day in the Senate, and you are a horrible droid.

*grabby hands*

Press X to make an oil slick right when Palpatine walks by. Press Y to shriek insults in binary.

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

Mortal memory is so frail, so beautiful. I watch, ceaseless

you can stay indoors all day when the sun is out, and sometimes it's nice like a cool draught from a tranquil spring, but watch out because if you stay indoors for two days in a row while the sun is out you start doing odd gothic literature things, stalking the halls and passages and muttering to yourself and parting the blinds to gaze down at your neighbours with a haunted look before turning away to contemplate your mannequins #yourmannequins. three days and you're basically fucked. you have to throw a towel over your head to scurry as far as the store for milk and people jeer at you like frankenstein's monster.

Hookup culture is so convoluted these days and I don't meant that in a way that is dismissive of the act in of itself but rather that you used to be able to just have a few drinks with a girl and then she'd put her eggs in you or vice versa nd then maybe you'd stack colored pebbles together for a few hours but nowadays she always has to try and poison your wine which I suppose I can't really complain about because I also try to poison hers while slipping antidote into mine but she does the same so we get mad at each other and grapple for a while and then she stings me with her stinger or injects venom into me with her fangs or what have you and THEN finally gets to the oviposition. It all just feels a bit overcomplicated to me and you can't even stack colored pebbles afterwards because you're still paralyzed from the venom

My best friend? Oh right yes my best friend I love him so much he has bones like birds and is so light and delicate that to me he feels weightless but he is also very strong he could over power me if he wanted to and yes that lowkey gives me a boner and also his eyes are so beautiful I fear to look into them for long and also he has kissed me oh and also he loves me oh and also I love him as I have loved no one else and also

Has anyone told Andy Burnham that being PM of the UK means being PM of the whole UK, not just England? Do you think he knows that?

padmes queen voice being artificially lowered in post to sound like the origin for Vader's low pitch and accent is crazy it makes me crazy that he was in that suit learning how to be a person again in a medical torture device & was like i guess i will mimic my dead wife's intonation she used in her stint as child queen to legitimise myself as the emperor's freaky cyborg wizard sonwife

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome