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i hate work

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I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF
is it weird to have as many photos of my bruises on my phone as i do. they fascinate me. does that make it better. m gonna draw them at some point does this improve things

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something something "the average country has 10000 prime ministers per election cycle" is a misconception. united kingdoms georg, which has had 10000 prime ministers since 2019, is an outlier and should have never been counted
i <3 my friends who indulge me
it's great having no allergies. just had Surprise Nuts (mentioned nowhere on the menu)
Being prime minister of the uk has a higher regret rate than being trans
So the solution is to ban prime ministers
Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

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my pukei girl redesign because the old one didnt fit the personality&fashion style i think shed have... this was alot closerto my vision bleeegh. wanted to make her look more like a weirdo.Yaaay. BTW TO THAT ANON: I stillhave all of these planned Im just in yaoi world right now.Patience...I will nevber not love monsterhunter.
Don't open a PM with a stranger with "hello".
1. You sound like a bot
2. You don't give anything to respond to
Try to say something nice and ask questions that the other person can respond to.
I was talking about tumblr but I suppose it also applies to this
Remember Inigo Montoya
Name: We are the Borg.
Polite Greeting: You will be assimilated.
Relevant personal link: Your biological and technological characteristics will be added to our own.
Manage expectations: Resistance is futile.
1. Polite Greeting:
2. Name: I’m Luke Skywalker
3. Personal Relevant Link:
4. Manage Expectations: I’m here to rescue you.
You can see Luke makes a hash of this greeting, and the Princess is hesitant to do anything until he supplies their personal relevant link: that he’s here with Ben Kenobi.
He improves greatly in the later movies
Polite Greeting: "Greetings, Exalted One."
Name + Relevant Personal Link: "I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi knight and friend to captain Solo."
Manage Expectations: "I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo's life."
picture me this, right? Qui-gon and his emo little padawan after a missions gone sideways (something probably blew up) (it’s fine) (no they’re not telling the council)
yeah this is canon
krill sushi time 🍣
On the topic of seam ripper play in erotic muppet fanfiction, I also just kind of wish I was made of a material that someone else could gently rip apart at the edges and reshape me in a some sort of different arrangement. God made me in his own divine image but I am not divine and divinity burns me. I see the people who have pulled at their own threads and made themselves into something really beautiful, and I see them nod at each other in solidarity and understanding, but they do not see me as I silently scream to them from the ground. I am an unmoving puppet and I need another's hands to grant me permission to become myself. I am trapped in a body that burns me and I lack both the hands to undo its seams and the mouth to cry out in pain. I do not know how to stop smiling. Man you KNOW the muppets got sooo freaky backstage

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I think fanfiction as a medium is different enough from mainstream literature in the tools it offers writers that it's a shame that it's not talked about more often. And it's not me saying "fanfic is better than books xD" because that sort of mindset is a symptom of people who aren't particularly well read in either medium. I'm just speaking of like... The little things you get to do with a fanfic that you genuinely can't really do in an original story.
I had a big fanfic in a previous fandom where one of the big reveals was the involvement of a kind of infamous villain, whose presence was built up to and foreshadowed through the whole fic until his reveal without ever mentioning his name, so that the name drop would be a gut punch. It worked especially well because of who the villain was and his presence in that fandom space specifically (it's very complicated) and if it was an original story this reveal wouldn't work at all the way it was written in the fic. Because if you don't have a predisposition to think about that character and his relationship to the hero in a very specific way, then just seeing their name won't do much to you; the reveal and the recontextualisation it pushes upon you hinges on your previous knowledge of the source material.
I think it's an interesting tool fanfic authors are given. One of my favorite fanfic of all time is partially a re-imagining of its source material's canon, and something it does is introduce antagonists much earlier in the story or deepen npcs' stories. It then works to evoke a tragic irony that again wouldn't work if you didn't know the source material, and it's something the author obviously has a lot of fun with.
You could call it cheap or a crutch and I mean, yeah, sure, it is a little bit: the fanfic relies on previously established emotional bonds and stakes to achieve its goal, and in some cases it saves the author from having to 'properly' build up its stakes. But I think it's INTERESTING that it has that tool at its disposal. I think it's a fun thing to play with and I think these built in expectations and emotional bonds are especially why I find story driven aus in particular to be fascinating in the amount of ways you can play with them. You know??