Mmmmyes.

*accidentally does something well* ah shit i’ve given them standards now

Shoutout to all those people that have jobs like cleaning the bathrooms in rest areas or gas stations, to the people that take out the trash and wash dishes in restaurants, school janitors, house maids. You’re doing jobs that don’t get much recognition but are some of the toughest. stay awesome

Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father. Luke: Daddy Darth Vader: What the fuck

i love it when ppl say ‘i swing both ways’ to refer to being bisexual bc then i picture pansexuals spinning uncontrollably and screaming.

THIS IS SO CUTE!

I am pansexual and I aprove this message

i always loved the swingset and the sandbox, maybe just too much

Omg this is adorable

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress