bitty

SHAWN HATOSY

I love the pitt fandom, it's fun but I have an issue...

No one makes Abbot as silly and awkward as he is on the show. Everyone (including me sometimes) makes him more suave and badass, which like I get, but... Mr. "Grubhub does NOT deliver to the roof" and "Well I know he's not talking about me" and "that's just not cool man" and *double thumbs up no smile* is not the smooth talking, slick, bad boy charmer we make him out to be.

Happy husbands 🥺💕

Doesnt make fun of you for liking certain artists, will literally sing along with you in the car and hand you his phone for control of the aux, he truly believes he knows more Ariana Grande songs than any man on Earth now and he is a Positions Enthusiast!

Doesnt tease you for getting teary-eyed at sad movies cos youre just too emotionally invested. Can see you holding back tears and just pulls you into his lap, presses a kiss to the side of your head and tells you, while his lips are pressed up against your hair "y'can cry, sweetie, s'okay."

Or him just being sooo involved with your interests. Loves to take you to pottery painting places to "help" you decorate a new bowl or a picture frame piece that'll look perfect on his mantle — and he's just sitting beside you, smiling softly cos you're all in your element and he loves that you outperform him. Assistants will walk by and be like "woww you're so talented!!" And youre just so in the zone and Jack's in the middle of painting a random smiley face in a designated corner you allowed him to paint in and hes just like "I know. She's got a whole system goin on here."

And he loves if you make him things!! He will treat them as though they're solid gold. Once you made him a bracelet and he didnt take that thing off once for 3 months straight until he knocked it too hard against something and the plastic band snapped. Now he takes it off only to shower and for rushes at work.

He pays for you to get your nails done without a bat of an eye and he'll try to catch you on your way out cos youre trying to be independent and all that and he'll let you if you really really want to but hes not trying to baby you either he just genuinely believes you shouldn't have to pay for treating yourself. So you'll be grabbing your keys on the way out and he's in the den and shouts "where're you off to?" "Getting my nails done!" "Okay have fun!!" And then you get a Zelle notification for $150 and youre like :o