I can deny it no longer. I am smol

Ooc - Hey guys im likely sleeping soon so if i take a while to respond its bc i'm asleep. Normally i'd be up most of the night hut ur beloved mochi is SICK with a stupid fever that has taken my brain </3 Nighty night everyone take care as i rest!! Eat a snack if needed too.

Being small is Bullshit! i cant eat a single strawberry without being full :(

Ah yes, truly a curse

I have to share it then.

"Yeah probably." He shrugged, expression torn as he suddenly said, "I… I don't know how you're all dealing with this so well."

Don't ask how me and @mini-leon-kennedy have been passing the time...

Oookay so if you ask me to NOT ask something, I'm asking. What have you guys been doing?

He smirks, "Banging."

He throws his hands in the air with exasperation, "Why is no one surprised? This should be shocking news!"

The tiny flower poked her head out for a moment. "Gay man is banging another man, in other news, fork found in kitchen."

"Excuse me- He is bisexual. I think."

"Okay, but you are still a gay man banging another man. And there are still forks in the kitchen. I love you, bestie, but you and Leon banging is not news. When Leon finally adds some kind of soundproofing to his room so the rest of us aren't hearing you two go at it like rabbits, then I'll be shocked."

"We've only banged TWICE. How is that like rabbits?"

"Has it really been twice? The way you two carry on, I could have sworn you two were trying to breed."

Zeno turns an unnatural shade of red. Unfortunately he is speechless.

BWAHAHAH- rendered speechless. The great Zeno silenced by a single claim

"Oh my fucking god." Devi was struggling to hold back his laughter, body shaking as several giggles escaped him.

"For the record- not sorry." Leon grins and wraps an arm around @mini-zeno-official 's waist. "He's simply too cute to resist."

Being small is Bullshit! i cant eat a single strawberry without being full :(

Ah yes, truly a curse

I have to share it then.

"Yeah probably." He shrugged, expression torn as he suddenly said, "I… I don't know how you're all dealing with this so well."

Don't ask how me and @mini-leon-kennedy have been passing the time...

Oookay so if you ask me to NOT ask something, I'm asking. What have you guys been doing?

He smirks, "Banging."

He throws his hands in the air with exasperation, "Why is no one surprised? This should be shocking news!"

The tiny flower poked her head out for a moment. "Gay man is banging another man, in other news, fork found in kitchen."

"Excuse me- He is bisexual. I think."

"Okay, but you are still a gay man banging another man. And there are still forks in the kitchen. I love you, bestie, but you and Leon banging is not news. When Leon finally adds some kind of soundproofing to his room so the rest of us aren't hearing you two go at it like rabbits, then I'll be shocked."

"We've only banged TWICE. How is that like rabbits?"

"Has it really been twice? The way you two carry on, I could have sworn you two were trying to breed."

Zeno turns an unnatural shade of red. Unfortunately he is speechless.

BWAHAHAH- rendered speechless. The great Zeno silenced by a single claim

Do I need to kick your ass again Carlos?

Eek-! Uhhh no thanks <3 I'll still recovering from being WALLED. That hurts like a BITCH by the way-

Being small is Bullshit! i cant eat a single strawberry without being full :(

Ah yes, truly a curse

I have to share it then.

"Yeah probably." He shrugged, expression torn as he suddenly said, "I… I don't know how you're all dealing with this so well."

Don't ask how me and @mini-leon-kennedy have been passing the time...

Oookay so if you ask me to NOT ask something, I'm asking. What have you guys been doing?

He smirks, "Banging."

He throws his hands in the air with exasperation, "Why is no one surprised? This should be shocking news!"

The tiny flower poked her head out for a moment. "Gay man is banging another man, in other news, fork found in kitchen."

"Excuse me- He is bisexual. I think."

"Okay, but you are still a gay man banging another man. And there are still forks in the kitchen. I love you, bestie, but you and Leon banging is not news. When Leon finally adds some kind of soundproofing to his room so the rest of us aren't hearing you two go at it like rabbits, then I'll be shocked."

"We've only banged TWICE. How is that like rabbits?"

"Has it really been twice? The way you two carry on, I could have sworn you two were trying to breed."

Zeno turns an unnatural shade of red. Unfortunately he is speechless.

BWAHAHAH- rendered speechless. The great Zeno silenced by a single claim

Being small is Bullshit! i cant eat a single strawberry without being full :(

Ah yes, truly a curse

I have to share it then.

"Yeah probably." He shrugged, expression torn as he suddenly said, "I… I don't know how you're all dealing with this so well."

He blinked at that, not quite sure how to respond at first, "…That's fair enough, I guess. At least you can get drunk, I can't anymore."

Yeesh, I can't imagine not being able to get drunk at all. I mean.... the last time i got drunk I sorta bothered the fuck outa Jake- Maybe your lucky-

"I've drank straight Everclear and not felt even the slightest buzz."

Yeesh- everclear is like- not good on its own.

"Chris dared me to drink it," He replied as if that answered everything, tail flicking casually, "I got like $500 out of the deal."

Oooh, Yeah thats pretty damn worth it. $500 for some everclear? wow.

He gave the man a fanged grin, eyes shining mischievously, "Everyone thought I'd get smashed instantly, only reason I didn't get more was because Hunnigan didn't want people to get bankrupt from it."

I wonder how much alcohol i can drink in tbis body before i get HAMMERED-

"Probably not much." He guessed, "Your body's way smaller, so it shouldn't take nearly as much to get you trashed."

You got any Alcohol?

Being small is Bullshit! i cant eat a single strawberry without being full :(

Ah yes, truly a curse

I have to share it then.

"Yeah probably." He shrugged, expression torn as he suddenly said, "I… I don't know how you're all dealing with this so well."

Don't ask how me and @mini-leon-kennedy have been passing the time...

Oookay so if you ask me to NOT ask something, I'm asking. What have you guys been doing?

He smirks, "Banging."

He throws his hands in the air with exasperation, "Why is no one surprised? This should be shocking news!"

The tiny flower poked her head out for a moment. "Gay man is banging another man, in other news, fork found in kitchen."

Okay I've never met you but I already adore your emergy.

Being small is Bullshit! i cant eat a single strawberry without being full :(

Ah yes, truly a curse

I have to share it then.

"Yeah probably." He shrugged, expression torn as he suddenly said, "I… I don't know how you're all dealing with this so well."

He blinked at that, not quite sure how to respond at first, "…That's fair enough, I guess. At least you can get drunk, I can't anymore."

Yeesh, I can't imagine not being able to get drunk at all. I mean.... the last time i got drunk I sorta bothered the fuck outa Jake- Maybe your lucky-

"I've drank straight Everclear and not felt even the slightest buzz."

Yeesh- everclear is like- not good on its own.

"Chris dared me to drink it," He replied as if that answered everything, tail flicking casually, "I got like $500 out of the deal."

Oooh, Yeah thats pretty damn worth it. $500 for some everclear? wow.

He gave the man a fanged grin, eyes shining mischievously, "Everyone thought I'd get smashed instantly, only reason I didn't get more was because Hunnigan didn't want people to get bankrupt from it."

I wonder how much alcohol i can drink in tbis body before i get HAMMERED-

Being small is Bullshit! i cant eat a single strawberry without being full :(

Ah yes, truly a curse

I have to share it then.

"Yeah probably." He shrugged, expression torn as he suddenly said, "I… I don't know how you're all dealing with this so well."

He blinked at that, not quite sure how to respond at first, "…That's fair enough, I guess. At least you can get drunk, I can't anymore."

Yeesh, I can't imagine not being able to get drunk at all. I mean.... the last time i got drunk I sorta bothered the fuck outa Jake- Maybe your lucky-

"I've drank straight Everclear and not felt even the slightest buzz."

Yeesh- everclear is like- not good on its own.

"Chris dared me to drink it," He replied as if that answered everything, tail flicking casually, "I got like $500 out of the deal."

Oooh, Yeah thats pretty damn worth it. $500 for some everclear? wow.

Being small is Bullshit! i cant eat a single strawberry without being full :(

Ah yes, truly a curse

I have to share it then.

"Yeah probably." He shrugged, expression torn as he suddenly said, "I… I don't know how you're all dealing with this so well."

Don't ask how me and @mini-leon-kennedy have been passing the time...

Oookay so if you ask me to NOT ask something, I'm asking. What have you guys been doing?

He smirks, "Banging."

He throws his hands in the air with exasperation, "Why is no one surprised? This should be shocking news!"

Oh its almost like you two ate adults with a relationship (i'll be it often confusing) stuck being small and bored. What else is there really for you two to do? -He shrugged a little with his normal grin- Whatever floats your boat. Or floats other things i guess.

"Well... sometimes we read together.."

Oh i'm sure you do. Reading is fun. Though I pretty much just read fiction. Fiction and graphic novels.

Being small is Bullshit! i cant eat a single strawberry without being full :(

Ah yes, truly a curse

I have to share it then.

"Yeah probably." He shrugged, expression torn as he suddenly said, "I… I don't know how you're all dealing with this so well."

He blinked at that, not quite sure how to respond at first, "…That's fair enough, I guess. At least you can get drunk, I can't anymore."

Yeesh, I can't imagine not being able to get drunk at all. I mean.... the last time i got drunk I sorta bothered the fuck outa Jake- Maybe your lucky-

"I've drank straight Everclear and not felt even the slightest buzz."

Yeesh- everclear is like- not good on its own.

Being small is Bullshit! i cant eat a single strawberry without being full :(

Ah yes, truly a curse

I have to share it then.

"Yeah probably." He shrugged, expression torn as he suddenly said, "I… I don't know how you're all dealing with this so well."

Don't ask how me and @mini-leon-kennedy have been passing the time...

Oookay so if you ask me to NOT ask something, I'm asking. What have you guys been doing?

He smirks, "Banging."

He throws his hands in the air with exasperation, "Why is no one surprised? This should be shocking news!"

The tiny flower poked her head out for a moment. "Gay man is banging another man, in other news, fork found in kitchen."

Okay I've never met you but I already adore your emergy.

Being small is Bullshit! i cant eat a single strawberry without being full :(

Ah yes, truly a curse

I have to share it then.

"Yeah probably." He shrugged, expression torn as he suddenly said, "I… I don't know how you're all dealing with this so well."

Don't ask how me and @mini-leon-kennedy have been passing the time...

Oookay so if you ask me to NOT ask something, I'm asking. What have you guys been doing?

He smirks, "Banging."

He throws his hands in the air with exasperation, "Why is no one surprised? This should be shocking news!"

Oh its almost like you two ate adults with a relationship (i'll be it often confusing) stuck being small and bored. What else is there really for you two to do? -He shrugged a little with his normal grin- Whatever floats your boat. Or floats other things i guess.

Being small is Bullshit! i cant eat a single strawberry without being full :(

Ah yes, truly a curse

I have to share it then.

"Yeah probably." He shrugged, expression torn as he suddenly said, "I… I don't know how you're all dealing with this so well."

Don't ask how me and @mini-leon-kennedy have been passing the time...

Oookay so if you ask me to NOT ask something, I'm asking. What have you guys been doing?

He smirks, "Banging."

Being small is Bullshit! i cant eat a single strawberry without being full :(

Ah yes, truly a curse

I have to share it then.

"Yeah probably." He shrugged, expression torn as he suddenly said, "I… I don't know how you're all dealing with this so well."

Don't ask how me and @mini-leon-kennedy have been passing the time...

Oookay so if you ask me to NOT ask something, I'm asking. What have you guys been doing?

Being small is Bullshit! i cant eat a single strawberry without being full :(

Ah yes, truly a curse

I have to share it then.

"Yeah probably." He shrugged, expression torn as he suddenly said, "I… I don't know how you're all dealing with this so well."

He blinked at that, not quite sure how to respond at first, "…That's fair enough, I guess. At least you can get drunk, I can't anymore."

Yeesh, I can't imagine not being able to get drunk at all. I mean.... the last time i got drunk I sorta bothered the fuck outa Jake- Maybe your lucky-