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[ turned out im too tired to write rn. have splatted kris ]
[ ASK/RP blog for KRIS DREEMURR from DELTARUNE! run by gio, follows as infernalpursuit 18+ and dash only, OCs crossovers and non-mutuals friendly
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❝ 𝐢 𝐬𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲, " 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒄𝒖𝒑 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒆𝒂? "
𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍𝐄. selective && mildly headcanon based 𝐀𝐒𝐆𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐌𝐔𝐑𝐑 of undertale / deltarune. written by marble ( it / they, 21+ ) CARRD.
𝐛𝐮𝐭 ... 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬. ❞
[ DELTARUNE TOMORROW ( pretend today is june 23rd ) ]
"Well pardon me, dear sibling of mine," Chara began as they pushed themself up off of the ground, "I did not know being your relative also meant being your personal court jester."
They brushed the dust from the floor off of their front, before glancing back at Kris on the ground quizzically, "You have not been genuinely injured, have you?"
They figured the answer was probably no, considering Kris's smart mouth at the moment. However, it did not hurt to check.
There's a temptation to say something. Something that might imply having something stuck up their ass, something that would definitively end with them being defenestrated in a best case scenario.
Worst, Chara tells their mom.
So, Kris just shrugs, all while staying on the floor.
"Yeah. I think I hit my head and I'm currently internally bleeding all over my brain.
I'll die a tragic and unpreventable death in a couple of weeks."
...and decides that this is the normal thing to say. Okay.
Now with the body safely disposed of, all Chara had to do was flee the crime scene. So they turned around, completely unaware of the danger encroaching behind them- annnd down they went. Tackled to the ground. Alas, Chara may have been older... but they were still cursed with short genes.
... Was Kris literally trying to gnaw on their skull? "Okay, that's it, playtime is over," Chara said as they attempted to push their sibling off, "Really, were you raised in a barn?"
Of course they had to take it a little too far.
Annoying sibilings isn't fun, if it doesn't end up with one of them upset or genuinely hurt, after all, right?
Story of their life.
"I was raised with you and Azzy. It might as well be a ba-
Woof!"
A surprise push from Chara was enough to make them fall over, splatting by the older's side.
They blink once. Twice. And eventually let out a loooong groan.
"You used to be funnier."
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"...hmf. that's what I thought."
What a wuss.
Susie spares a quick glance at the drawer she'd been rifling through, finger twitching in eagerness to continue its work. But she can FEEL their stupid little eyes staring holes into her. "Tryna catch me in the act, huh? Gonna tattle to your mom?" What other reason do they have to stay here, did Toriel make them or something?
The hair on her neck stands on end for a second.
...Nah. She shouldn't want her kid getting in trouble. They have to be doing it on purpose, like they always do. Always trying to piss her off, their bouts of silence only interrupted with some smartass comment every once in a blue moon.
She finally breaks her eyeless stare, craning her head back down. "You better STAY quiet, you little freak."
She continues thumbing through Alphys' notes. She'd already found and pocketed the chalk, she's just not eating it in front of Kris; not gonna give them more ammo. Alphys always puts it in the same spot in that tiny little weird short drawer each time.
God, this is so fuckin' boring, but sifting through stupid paperwork for a few minutes beats having to do the work herself, easily. Does she not label anything to make it harder on *purpose?*
While skimming over and flipping through random shit, Susie pauses for a second when she notices some WEIRD wording. Like, somebody talking to somebody else and stuff. Like yeah, SOMETIMES homework makes people up for math, but it was like... Weird.
Susie hunches a bit farther, squinting hard underneath her mane.
A snort. A teethy smile twitches onto her face. Muttering to herself, Susie wheezes, "is this her fanfic???"
...cool.
Okay.
Slouching on their chair, Kris kept their eyes down even as Susie kept talking, considering this attempt at chatting and gaining a couple of extra friend points with the local menace a definitive failure.
Hands find their pockets, and they answer to her questions and threats with just a half shrug.
I mean... their mom is way too nice to do anything about Susie stealing chalk or. Whatever was in there, anyway, and even if Toriel tried to tell Alphys to actually take care of her students she wouldn't really do much, anyway.
She's an okay teacher. Not quite assertive.
Don't they know that.
Still, as soon as Susie dug back into the depths of Alphys' desk, Kris found themselves almost... antsy.
Curious, surely. Not even they tried to look in that to avoid getting told off by their mom.
Once again, Susie is cool as hell.
...eh. Fuck it.
Carefully, without making any noise, the human sloooowly moved their chair back, sneaking as silently as they could to lean behind the other.
"Seriously?"
KRIS JUMPSCARE!
"Oh no! I have blooood on my hands now." Chara laughed while holding the murder weapon to their chest, "I'd better hide the evidence while I can!"
Which was why they left the crime scene, briefly, so that they could return with numerous blankets. All of which they piled on top of Kris's 'body', "There. Buried."
Now the police couldn't possibly suspect a thing!
Ah, not only they got murdered in cold blood, but now they're even becoming a missing person! A missing corpse, no less! Kris played along the whole way through, tho, acting as the best goddamn murder victim out there... at least until the blankets were put on them.
And they took a second. Maybe two, moving way slower than they wanted ( did Chara really had to take their mom's heavy blankets, too?! ) before they could manage to jump back up, letting out the most realistic zombie noise they could muster and-
Oh man they really tried to tackle their sibiling to try and eat their brain, huh. Anything for realism.
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"what did you just say to me?" - pregame susie @ kris?
Kris wasn't scared of Susie. Generally, at least, they thought she was cool. She didn't give a fuck about anything and anyone, she made everyone piss their pants, and she didn't have problems saying what went through her mind. That was cool as hell. She was cool as hell.
But finding themselves alone with her was still a little... nervewrecking. Kris wasn't sure why she decided to stay in class when everyone but the two of them left. They had to be there waiting for their mom ( you decide to go swim in the lake in winter ONCE and suddenly you're not allowed to leave class by yourself anymore, huh!? ), but she was free to go, right?
Unless she wanted to mess with them, that is. Or... steal chalk again, considering she immediately went to rummage through Alphys' desk as soon as everyone else left.
Who knows.
"..."
For some reason, they didn't seem particularly interested in offering their pencils for her two chew again. Keep your head low, Kris. We don't need more trouble.
Okay, alright, he can do this. He's the responsible adult figure that has helped Kris times and times again through the hardest times. He kept calm in the worst case scenarios, he absolutely can face the truth. Come on, he's Tenna! He's the one who went live even when TV World was literally falling apart! He's a professional - how hard can this possibly be-
« - ah?? » NO NEVERMIND ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION THIS IS TOO MUCH HE'S HORRIBLE HE'S THE WORST WHAT DID HE TURN KRIS INTO « A... anon hate?? » WHAT EVEN IS THAT. NO WAIT HE DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW. « Pirate??... i-it's not like playing the pirates, eh...? » WHAT'S RUSH E-- « ... l-lackey huh?? Hahaha good great amazing thanks hahaha »
Okay no, welp, there he goes. He's shrinking again. He understood one third of what Queen said and he didn't like a single word, great! In a matter of a few seconds, Tenna shrinks so much that he can now be picked up like literally a kitten. He hugs his legs laughing weakly, and after a few seconds falls on his side still holding himself like a baby.
« Actually leave me here forever hahaha » comes his weak voice. « M-Mike, close the doors, close all the doors, thank you bye- »
Ah, woops. Looks like the poor guy is older than she thought, he's getting overwhelmed, the poor thing! Such a poor little meow meow who is getting even smaller! It would be cute if it wasn't so sad.
" "
"Whos Mike"
Okay, fiiine. Boring, but fine. We're sitting down. All because he's kinda cute and his ass is kinda fat and pathetic men has some kind of cute energy about them. Could you blame a woman who knows what she likes?!
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Victory! Their assassination attempt was a success! Now all they need to do is run away and hide before the enemy could retailate-
"Uh oh."
Nevermind that. Kris could be as skilled as they could be, but they made the terrible mistake of understimating their sibiling. Their demise is as inevitable as its brutal.
Which is why they just lay down, their own weapon still in their hand, before making a noise indicating their death - "ough!!!" -, staying on the floor. Oh, the drama! The bloodshed!!
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...this stupid prophecy?
ASK/RP sideblog for SUSIE from DELTARUNE. will contain spoilers for chapter 4. please read the rules before interacting! follows from IMPSFLUTE.
Like something like that would happen. I wouldn't let it happen.
