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“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

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something ive realized about bloodymary: in order for it to be plausible, simon would have to have come from a different timeline or universe. theres absolutely no way for the two of them to have come from the same timeline/universe. because simon comes from a universe that already HAS gone dark, is empty and silent and vastly terrifying, while graces universe is very much still alive and thriving. so clearly, there are going to have to be discrepancies between the two, and coincidences that have been caused by the differences between the two worlds.
what im saying is markiplier 100% exists in ryland graces world, its just that the game iron lung, and therefore the movie, dont exist, so when grace sees simon for the first time, he 100% has a moment of "did markiplier get his wish to go into space??????"
"my comfort character" and it's literally a rock
Getting to know a guy is hard
incredible pull on tiktok earlier

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BloodyMary doodle as Morticia and Gomez yay
Inspired by this post.
Simon basically blipping onto the Mary some way or another.
I think it'd be really cool if Simon's mom was Mary too. Because there's this otherworldly voice telling him what to do, and giving him assistance when he needs it.
And it doesn't sound like his mother, but he latches onto it.
"Would you like to go on a walk, Simon?"
"No thanks, Mom."
And maybe he thinks the COI sent him on another mission with other people. But two of them seem to be dead, and the other one- the other one is still comatosed.
He has no specific feelings about this, just walking around the Mary, eating food and asking questions to Mary. Messing around with this and begrudgingly reading things when his mind can't really focus on the words (I'm trying out dyslexic Simon, bare with me) before just asking Mary.
"Mom, what's going on here? Why are we here?"
"To collect samples from Tau Ceti and send them back to Earth."
"Earth? Jesus, how old is this ship?"
But it can't be very old. It's brand-spankin-new. It has more food available than Eden did, and there's only four of them.
Maybe they expected him to be the pilot to the destination while their team rested. God knows he picked up the controls of the Mary fast enough.
But what gets him are the stars. He can see them out the windows. Every window available showing the same picture at different angles.
It would take too much power to blast this 24/7. Then again, the lights were on almost 24/7 anyway, so how much power does it really take to show a fake screen of stars?
Either way, Simon is suspicious.
"What's all this equipment for, Mom? What's it do?"
"The equipment is for capturing and studying various chemicals and compounds on the mission to Tau Ceti."
"Okay? How is that helpful?"
"For more information, a manual has been provided in cubby unit 438219648-"
"No, No manuals. Skip the manuals. How can I learn about this without all the reading? Isn't there a video I could watch or something?"
"For additional help, I suggest a conference with the Science officer."
"Where is the science officer?"
"Science officer Dr Ryland Grace, Comatosed."
Great.
So Simon attempts to wake him, much to Creepy Arm Robot's dismay as he managed to override the coma beds and bring the science officer's down.
He's in a weird water bag bed thing, and when Simon opens it all comes out all over the ground. He has to manually pull out the tube- which is terrifying cause that thing is so freaking long- and tried to slap his cheek away.
"C'mon, wake up already,"
But he doesn't, even when Creep Arm Robot shocks him with a defibrillator and puts in a heart monitor.
He definitely did something wrong, because this guy was now getting 24/7 attention from the robot. Maybe he should've let it pull him out instead.
"I'm sorry," he says one night at the man's bed side, his head level with the man's flat resting body. "I hope I didn't -... But then again I'm -... I'm the butcher anyway. What do you expect?"
He helps Creepy Arm Robot- Aptly now named CARson, cause Creepy Arm Robot is getting to be a mouthful, bath the guy, and cut his hair.
He looks more human. This Dr. ryland Grace. Sleeps so peacefully that Simon has fallen asleep at his bedside, lulled into clam by how soundly the man sleeps. Then again, coma, so what does he expect.
But it's a nice routine. Among all the things that confuse and frustrate him while trying to figure out what exactly to do, taking care of this unconscious man makes him feel a little better more in control.
Not control control. He's not like- treating him like a doll or anything. But it makes him feel a little more stable? That's not right.
There's a being that relies on him. That's more like it. He'd probably be fine without Simon, really, but it feels nice not being the one helping instead of hurting.
It's a routine.
He eats food by the man's bed while CARson sticks him with a nutrient saline bag. Goes off and tries to figure out what the hell he should even do in a situation like this. Last time he did what the COI asked for it him killed. But there's not exactly anything else he can do.
He tries looking more into the science stuff, even though going through those manuals and tablets is like hell itself.
He goes back to the sleeping chambers, helps CARson wash the guy, then makes dinner, eats it, stares out at the stars, and returns to the one of two unoccupied sleeping beds.
It's a calm routine, and eventually he figures he might as well get with the program.
Talking to him clears his head. Crying over his chest feels like the most human Simon has ever felt.
"I know you'll wake up, Ryland," he says softly, brushing back blonde hair from the man's forehead. "Take your time. We're in the safest place we can be."
It isn't until one day when Simon's scrubbing the guys legs with the washing mits, rubbing off dead skin as usual, that the man opens his eyes, peaking down.
"Uh."
Which makes Simon's head snap over his shoulder to look at the very awake Science Officer, who's squinting at him with a pinched expression.
"Did I smell that bad?"
Anyway yeah, now the scientist is awake. And very confused on who he is and what he's doing here.
"Are you with the COI?"
"I don't think so," Ryland says, where he shoved himself into the crevice tunnel sort of area of his bed, wanting to feel more close in. "I don't remember- why are we in space?"
"you tell me."
"I don't know."
"Great."
"You woke me up. Why don't you know?"
"I dunno what kind of bullshit this is-"
"Language please-"
"This is the biggest station I've ever seen! Even Eden wasn't this big!"
"Eden? Like the garden of Adam and Eve?"
"no, filament station."
"What the hey is filament station?"
And that's when they begin to realize that neither of them have any clue what's going on.
Grace minorly understands something, it takes some time before his mind comes back to itself and they're actually making progress. Simon is way better at making stuff that he is. He's crafty with what they have onboard.
Anyway yeah, I mostly like the idea of Grace being like "okay, so what's next?" And Simon being like "why are you asking me, you're the science guy!" "You're the captain. It says it on your space suit!" "I took this off the dead guy! My name isn't Yao!"
I just think it's funny, because when he was alone, Grace was just figuring it out, but there's already a guy here taking care of stuff and is labeled as the Pilot so sure, he's head honcho, tell me what to do. What do you mean you want me to tell you I don't know anything, you tell me what to do. Please, I'm pretty sure I'm just a teacher, I don't know why I'm here.
Bonus points for things coming later on with Rocky and all that and they're both freaking out and Grace's just keeps pushing Simon towards all the dangerous stuff like "you're the leader, so lead, I'm a coward"
Till the end whenever he remembers.
"you weren't on this mission." Ryland whispered after coming off Rocky's ship, staring into the ground.
"I didn't... I didn't volunteer... They drugged me... And you weren't... Your not supposed to be here."
And that makes it so much worse cause Simon has been using the fact that he didn't want to be here doing this as a way to get a leg up in their arguments and now Grace is finding out that he was murdered and forced here too.
My dear nirei, so caring and protective of your friends, you shouldered them all, and you cared so damn much about the both of them. Protecting sakura, holding on to suo, keeping it all together. I wonder if you’re okay.
Aging Gracefully
Can we have more fanfics where Grace has wings... pretty please.....
Second time drawing them. I hope I did nice work :>

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Project Hail Mary dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller | 2026
Streamer Simon Au: Grace makes a Twitter account under the name “Papa star” where he just tweets fun facts (I’ve said this before) BUT! People think his account is someone parodying him by just posting random science facts and stuff so Simon’s chat asks him if Grace has a twitter because they think it’s an imposter so Simon calls Grace in and he asks Grace who’s off screen to tell them that it is him but Grace, who wants a turn messing with Simon’s chat just says “I don’t have a twitter.” And walks off and Simon has to hold in his laughter because Grace said it so deadpan which he rarely does
In your streamer and teacher AU Grace grades papers in skirts and other large clothing to hold his red pen and a pencil close at all times and to feel cozy, one day (maybe while there is school vacation so he stays in the house during times he usually is at school) he is seen in the background of a video from the waist down and the chat goes crazy because they think Simon is cheating on Grace
Yes!! I love genderqueer grace! Especially if this is pre face reveal:
Simon is like “what? No. That is my partner”
And Grace off camera asks “have you been cheating on me without my knowledge?” Maybe it’s a day that Grace uses she/her pronouns.
Simon looks off camera adoringly and saying “oh yeah, she’s this absolute babe. I love her.” And chat is like oh my god he just admitted it!
Grace laughs and says “chat he is talking about me. I’m genderqueer. I use any pronouns.”
And that’s when chat goes:
“ohhhh!!”
“Why does Simon get a baddie for their partner?!”
“I wish we could know what they look like! I bet she’s stunning!”
“Simon this is level of greeds they talk about in the bible.”
Teacher Bloodymary where Simon is like that one teacher everyone is afraid of and don't want to get his class and Grace is beloved by all the kids and everyone wants to be in his class. They're married, but don't wear their rings at work. A TON of parents flirt with him, but it goes over Grace's head meanwhile Simon is a little jealous bc that's his husband that is being flirted with. Occasionally, Simon gets flirted with and their is the internal struggle of Grace's self loathing side being like "he deserves someone better than us" and Grace's bitchy side (which hasn't been able to really come out since the conference incident) wanting to storm over their and make out with Simon just to prove a point
Yes!! By the time they get home, they are exchanging touches and kisses and saying how much they’ve missed each other and they just relax and eat dinner together. They also make out like teenagers too when they get home some days too.
Aquarium AU where Simon has beef with Ellie the Eel who is a disfigured rescue who can't be released back into the wild bc of it. And Ellie often tries to start things with Simon and other staff and aquariumgoers, but for some reason, Ellie calms down around Grace and the kids. It becomes an inside joke that whenever a worker has to deal with Ellie, they take a picture of Grace and tape it to their face
Lmao imagine Simon takes a picture and sends it to Grace saying “this is really creepy but it works for some reason.”

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Grace in the movie: thanks for...what I hope isn't handcuffs
Grace in the movie: at least he's not growing IN me, which was a concern for a little while
The fandom: okay but what IF -
Book!Grace: I'd let Rocky do whatever he wants to me actually
bloodymary swap au #4