I only ever needed my friend

Never forget, I am the fastest man alive

How to ‘get into trouble’ according to Hawkeye.

(insp.)

Do you remember your mother, your real mother?

you work hard making independent films for fourteen years and you get voted best breasts.

Tom Hardy’s smile for the love of dogs

“NO!” The scream was the more terrible because he had never expected or dreamed that Professor McGonagall could make such a sound.

You are a hard drinking, short-fused, mess of a woman.

Happy 46th Birthday Ellen Pompeo (November 10th 1969)

You hijacked my body while I was asleep and you stole my dead girlfriend!

she got me arrested

A big part of the job is looking for the worst in people. Turns out I excel at that.

Come on! That’s the one.