your friendly neighbourhood spiderman

kelliberglund: I would be offended if you didn’t @TomHolland1996

ChrissyCostanza: @TomHolland1996 Get your own idea.

I get texts like this from Michael almost every single day. You guys would be good friends but he’s mine so you can’t.

I’m Luke one of your current 5SOS guys. We don’t make music anymore though.

But what if we end up being friends? Will we have to fight for him?

I see people complaining that you aren’t releasing album three yet all the time on Twitter. Get on that, Luke. People are going mental.

Tom, you little cutie! I miss you. When we do Infinity War press, can we bug them to put us on the same interviews? It’d make no sense but I want it.

Wow, calm down. You better come party with us all tonight.

Karen!! Yes, please. Me, you and Chris. Can we make that happen? 

I will. It’ll give me a chance to properly meet everyone.

Andrew is still a better Spider-Man.

Isn’t that your girlfriend’s ex? Isn’t that awkward?

…. omg hi Spider-Man.

Hi, Veronica Lodge!

Oh. Sick. I haven’t played it yet, but the series is always TOP TIER. Why aren’t you playing it, fam? You’re probably cool enough. I hear you get mocked all the time by the other Marvel guys, so you could take the torment from them. Bro, you’ve never heard about those? Open your world.

… Uh. Wrong. 

I’ve been busy filming things! I think I might have some free time this weekend so I’m going to dedicate tomorrow to playing through it as much as I can. Everyone says it’s awesome so I’m excited. Yeah, they like to tease the hell out of me. I think Pratt is the only one that’s actually always nice. Sonja, no. I’m too scared to.

Dogs are infinitely better.

I mean probably, what even is Spiderperson, y’know? You’re a smart boy. Great choice there, buddy.

Ehh, who cares about that Spiderthing these days? I don’t even think he’s cool anymore. Zendaya should be everyone’s idol, let’s be honest. She’s the best.

Bruv, who are you watching? What games? I saw one of your costars did LP with Rooster Teeth and THE JEALOUSY. Did you watch Lil Miquela? Or the weird stuff like adult baby rooms?

I’m Sonja. Tell your dog I said cats are better.

...I can’t remember who I was watching but the game was Assassins Creed Origins! I haven’t had chance to play it myself yet so I’ve been watching people until I can. I wish I could do a LP with Rooster Teeth but I don’t think I’m cool enough for them. ....there’s adult baby rooms? I’m scared.

Tessa says she’s a little offended but she’ll take it because she knows she’s better than a cat.

Hi. I’m Chrissy. Your Lip Sync Battle made my year. Tell Zendaya she’s my idol. Bye.

I think the Lip Sync Battle is honestly the peak of my career. I’m never going to do anything as amazing as that again. But, Zendaya is my idol too!!!

I got you, Tom. I hope everyone could come! Just tell me a day between December 14-24 and I GOT YOU. You’re Spider-Man now, give everyone Spidey related gear.

I really want to! I have no idea what my schedule is like for December yet but once I know, I’ll tell you a date and be there. Actually, that’s a good idea! Spider-Man merch for everyone, sorted.

It happens very easily. Too easily.

Hi Tom, I’m Emma and I very much relate to Marvel not trusting you. We’ve all been there.

Right? It’s kind of concerning how quickly it happens, too.

Did they never tell you anything either? I’m trying to gain their trust but I don’t think it’s working. Me and Mark Ruffalo are right at the top of their no trust list these days.

What are you watching? Michael does this a lot and it’s very concerning. 

Hi Tom! I’m Laura! It’s very nice to meet you. You kind of took Andrew’s job but he took Toby’s so I guess he deserved it. 

A new game came out the other week so I was trying to watch videos of that then I ended up in some weird crazy videos I wish I’d never seen. Michael seems like someone that I’d get along with!

Andrew was amazing, though! I loved his Spider-Man and he was so nice to me when I took over. ...wait, does this mean eventually someone’s going to take my job? I should train to fight them for it just in case.