All These Love Affairs

A cute boy snapchatted me seductively asking how he could help relieve my stress and I sent him a picture of my homework and he didn’t respond.

never fucking forget 

Sometimes I feel so much more emotionally into music than my other friends, but then I look at my mother and I know exactly where I get it from. Just tonight, I came home to her glued to the television watching a documentary on “The Who”. She called me out of my room numerous times to witness Keith Moon’s insane drum solos. She is the one who taught me to get up and dance whenever I felt like it, or how to drum on the steering wheel while still paying attention to the road or singing as loud as I can when my favorite verse comes on. She listens to my music with me and tells me how much I remind her of herself, swooning over the lead singer. Just the other day, I put my Daft Punk album on and she dropped what she was doing and came and danced with me. I can’t count how many Woodstock documentaries we’ve watched and discussed, or how many Saturdays she would play her Beatles album while she cleaned. She used to sing Beatles and Cat Stevens songs to me when I was little. She always used to make me guess the artist on the radio when we were driving in the car, “This one is a guy and his last name is a first name” Elton John. Or “This one is a group, the first word is a color” Pink Floyd I love my momma.

jfc I found this 6 years later. 

fuck

Where is this full video???

Watch this again

NEVA FORGET THE SHADE

Hero

Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.

me: i hate myself also me: i’m amazing i love myself

It’s hard to know exactly what your kids will take away from a vacation, but as I watch them in the living room, performing a stunningly realistic reenactment of the time we saw a young priest aggressively honking at an old woman standing in the street outside the Vatican, well, it’s safe to say that their horizons have been broadened.

How much cocaine do you think is in her system

OH THEY’RE SAYING GAS

Saw the opportunity and didn’t let it pass them

I’m bigass man.

IllumimÆTĘ

This is my favorite video in existence.

Also remember that bloggers aren’t mental health professionals. Unless a person is trained and understands how to deal with mental health don’t put the pressure on them to do so because 1. It’s incredibly inconsiderate to their own mental health 2. They probably don’t know what the answer is / what to do. So don’t do that. Seek professional help Call a hotline Don’t send an anonymous message to a blogger you follow asking them to save your life

BLOGGERS ARENT MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONALS JFC