Your Friendly Neighborhood Cucumber

He'd seen turnips with faces before, but this was something else. It...weirdly disturbed him, and he didn't even understand why. It's not like it ever stopped him from eating things before-

"Do you like music, small pink thing?" He's a rather good saxophone player.

Is. Is that a cucumber?

"The one and only!"

“Do I look like a queen to you?”

"You look like royalty, so thus, a queen."

Perhaps other substances have been involved...

"Look how elegantly you are dressed!" He would exclaim. "You have to be my queen."

“What was in that tea?”

"I am in search of my queen, are you her?"

“What the monkey-feathers?”

"At a loss for words? I tend to have that effect of people."

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