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itspaulmccartney

new shirt. ..

itsjamesdean

U look good hooker

#thaks

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Story Time: I Was Attacked By Paul McCartney (NOT CLICKBAIT) (TEARS SHED) (POLICE CALLED) (BASEBALL BAT USED)

itsjamesdean

James

itspaulmccartney

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

itsjamesdean

*high pitched whining sound from the sky above*

itspaulmccartney

*kill bill sirens start blaring*

itsjamesdean

*morphs into a transformer and lands on the ground from the sky, farting with reverb as he appears*

itspaulmccartney

*stops running, staying perfectly still, a single bead of sweat dripping off his buttocks*

itsjamesdean

*throws robot poop at him*

itspaulmccartney

*starts tweaking, eyes turning red and robot body shaking so violently the ground begins fo rumble*

itspaulmccartney

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

itsjamesdean

*high pitched whining sound from the sky above*

itspaulmccartney

*kill bill sirens start blaring*

itsjamesdean

*morphs into a transformer and lands on the ground from the sky, farting with reverb as he appears*

itspaulmccartney

*stops running, staying perfectly still, a single bead of sweat dripping off his buttocks*

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itspaulmccartney

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

itsjamesdean

*high pitched whining sound from the sky above*

itspaulmccartney

*kill bill sirens start blaring*

itspaulmccartney

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

itsjamesdean

*pees on the fire until it goes out*

itspaulmccartney

this is my last straw james

itsjamesdean

How is this your last straw after all the worse shit i’ve put u thru pauK. Can u be so for real. I’m- *stomach gurgling sounds*

itspaulmccartney

*maces him* THIS IS THE LAST!!!!! STRAW!!!!

itsjamesdean

*shits because of the mace* I DIDNT MEAN TO I HAD SPICY JALAPEÑO!!!!!!!!! *farts**quiet but steady hissing sounds*

itspaulmccartney

heh … *tips hat * yer motor is runnin

itsjamesdean

*hissing sound intensifies*

*throws binoculars, begins running in the opposite direction*

itspaulmccartney

*gears turn until head is tilted at 45° angle, his eyes begin glowing like freddy fazbear and his mouth drops open to reveal the barrel of a minigun *

itsjamesdean

*hissing comes to an abrupt stop*

*explodes*

itspaulmccartney

*stops fnaf charging, standing in the middle of rhe street*

itspaulmccartney

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

itsjamesdean

*pees on the fire until it goes out*

itspaulmccartney

this is my last straw james

itsjamesdean

How is this your last straw after all the worse shit i’ve put u thru pauK. Can u be so for real. I’m- *stomach gurgling sounds*

itspaulmccartney

*maces him* THIS IS THE LAST!!!!! STRAW!!!!

itsjamesdean

*shits because of the mace* I DIDNT MEAN TO I HAD SPICY JALAPEÑO!!!!!!!!! *farts**quiet but steady hissing sounds*

itspaulmccartney

heh … *tips hat * yer motor is runnin

itsjamesdean

*hissing sound intensifies*

*throws binoculars, begins running in the opposite direction*

itspaulmccartney

*gears turn until head is tilted at 45° angle, his eyes begin glowing like freddy fazbear and his mouth drops open to reveal the barrel of a minigun *

itspaulmccartney

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

itsjamesdean

*pees on the fire until it goes out*

itspaulmccartney

this is my last straw james

itsjamesdean

How is this your last straw after all the worse shit i’ve put u thru pauK. Can u be so for real. I’m- *stomach gurgling sounds*

itspaulmccartney

*maces him* THIS IS THE LAST!!!!! STRAW!!!!

itsjamesdean

*shits because of the mace* I DIDNT MEAN TO I HAD SPICY JALAPEÑO!!!!!!!!! *farts**quiet but steady hissing sounds*

itspaulmccartney

heh … *tips hat * yer motor is runnin

itspaulmccartney

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

itsjamesdean

*pees on the fire until it goes out*

itspaulmccartney

this is my last straw james

itsjamesdean

How is this your last straw after all the worse shit i’ve put u thru pauK. Can u be so for real. I’m- *stomach gurgling sounds*

itspaulmccartney

*maces him* THIS IS THE LAST!!!!! STRAW!!!!

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itspaulmccartney

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

itsjamesdean

*pees on the fire until it goes out*

itspaulmccartney

this is my last straw james

Watch ur man…. u should watch ur mouth…..

Watch my Mouth Watch Ny mouth? I’ll Have Yiu Know yoy should come and get YOUR mouth bevause its RUNNING

omfg i miss your shitposting!!! you’re a real g 💕💕💕💕

shitposting how about SHIT ON MY PORCH CANT TALK RIGHT NOW I NEED 911

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

*shits on his doorstep, lights it ablaze*

THIS IS AN ATTACK

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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.

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