I have never been a fan of mindless banter.

No, no one should ever believe anything out of this mouth

If you’d come all the way to Ireland for little old me then I’d feel very obligated to hang out with you

Well I can’t even think of a competing story so no

See, my husband is a smart man and he absolutely knows when it’s best to agree, ha. 

You have a unusual obsession with thighs my friend

Is that the Doty’s you are sticking too?

Should I not? 

Ok we’ve moved to certain here, we are making progress. Also do you believe my shit?

I have a feeling I shouldn’t?

I’ll make them good and fabulous just for you to enjoy, you know a little moments of our friendship

I know I’m very self proud

Did I give you enough time to sleep love?

Mhm, yes you did. Was very much needed. Although one probably can never have enough sleep. 

I am so tired. Please let me sleep for the next 48 hours. 

I am so tired. Please let me sleep for the next 48 hours. 

Nah I did film that movie withBen Barnes and our thighs got together say 7 years agao

Just don’t shove me in the water 

Why though? It’s fun. 

Just don’t shove me in the water 

Why though? It’s fun. 

Well our garden on top of castle was top of the list then maybe after we can find some flowers in the field

We are so lucky we can go outside whenever we want to. 

Mhmm let me bath you in love as we enjoy the sun today

I’m not ignoring the mild sexy, undertones here. No quite enjoying them

I bet ye are, ye saucy devil. Probably haven’t had a bloke’s thighs around ye since yer private school days.