Bottle it up;

  Good for you on the first impression thingie: people are arses ninety percent of the time. Do you listen to Beyonce every morning to get all pumped up? Because that’s my secret jam, not gonna lie. Flawless. Get on it.

Well that's good to know, at least I don't look as bad as 90% of the arses out there. And to be honest I don't really have a secret jam but I figure Beyonce would be as good as any.

  I think you did very well with that introduction. Nice to meet you Mia, I’m Logan.

Well thanks I guess, nice to meet you too Logan. Cute name by the way.

  How do people actually introduce themselves without it being irritating to do so? I hate it, makes me feel conceited, like I’m trying to pimp myself out. Nice to meet you, though, Mia the screenwriter.

Exactly! Not to mention it's horribly awkward for all involved like no thanks. But nice to meet you too, glad to know I'm not the only one who hates introductions.

  Considering how I introduced myself, you’re coming off pretty good.

Well that's good news I suppose, what's your name?

I think we all struggle with the introductions, but sup Cecil--I'm Mia. Now if we're talking about things we could really use, I could really use a drink. Huh does sorta sound like an AA meeting. 

// accepted;