The Smart-alec

All these new s-slang words are getting h-hard to keep up with. I-I know what a c-casanova is, but what’s a t-thot?

A thot is a slut.

Will you shut up for once?

Every word I say is gold. I am reluctant to shut up just because the likes of you told me to.

Me gusta áspero.

That's an.. interesting sense of humour.

Were you dropped on your face as a child because it would explain…Everything.

No, I was raised in a stable and loving home.

No, but after I was delivered the doctor slapped me on the ass.

Rough childhood.

"Okay. Let’s go practice now then, shall we?"

Oh, but my ass is so perfectly comfortable on this seat.

"I know, right? So, would you prefer being dropped down a flight of stairs, or the side of the school?"

The side of the school would be quicker and a lot less painful.

"No. But you can be dropped on your head now."

Funny.