MidnightBurgers

oh to wander into a weird burger joint only to get a physics lesson, kickass Mexican food, a glimpse at a robotics project, and an appreciation for third spaces out of it.

avacaspar is insane because like. he pushed her off the edge of the parking lot into deep space. she calls him good boy and schmoopy. she tells him to stuff his apology up his ass. he wants to scream her achievements to the sky. she knows he has a birth mark/mole on the very back of his neck. they might sleep in the same booth. she never allows herself to be cared for except she asks him to keep bringing her pencils. he refuses to talk to her so the special people in the radio have to yodel at him four separate times to force him to do so. she's the first person he turns to when he's panicking about hearing things in his head. he crawls his way across three galaxies to find his way back to her and apologize to her. she tells him his plan about helping his estranged son is stupid as hell. she desperately doesn't want him to leave. he compares them to orpheus and eurydice. the most upsetting thing to her about being pushed into deep space is the fact that he didn't argue for her a little bit. he tells her he chooses her. he says they have a love language. she tells him she's glad he's here before they go into a black hole

midnight burger because i’m just imagining a musical that’s a mash up of like merrily we roll along, waitress, and some other third thing i can’t think of

i need to catch up on midnight burger

you know what? time and tide HAVE roiled me too harshly. diurnal courses HAVE left me with no safe haven. radio preachers, please look for me and find me a little faster.

bertbert is the number one character of all time. she’s an alien. she’s an investigative journalist. she’s blue. her most significant ex is someone she never even dated. she gets drunk off of earth’s atmosphere. she tells her best friend to be less reckless and not ten seconds later is imprisoned by a space cult. she once conducted an interview so risky she got brainwashed for 10+ years. one time she had to pretend to be julia roberts on thanksgiving. she’s even named after a patreon subscriber.

“I asked chat gpt—” yeah well I asked the mucklewains and they gave a sermon about not worshipping false idols

A bundle of #MidnightBurger Puppies! Amazing!

ok but were they also found in a walk-in freezer???

flat tire(d)

it’s late so i thought you meant the emperor’s new groove and i just nodded along because arthur is totally kuzco