It's Just Me, Silly

I miss what this used to be... 😢

Cruising PSA #111: Just because a guy is jerking off in a cruisy restroom doesn't mean he's there to play. Typically, the reason a restroom becomes cruisy is because it offers a greater sense of privacy than your typical loo. So, unless he's offering you clear signals he wants to play, leave him and his cellphone porn alone. Carry on.

Cruising PSA #77: Show gratitude. If a hungry sucker has just blown your mind by blowing your penis like it was the last peppermint stick on earth then whispering a simple, "Thanks, man" or "That was great" never hurts. Carry on.

Cruising PSA #98: If you're making a toilet paper nest just to sit on the toilet seat, are you really ready to hook up with a stranger?

Cruising PSA #273: Based on thousands of restroom cruises foot tapping is still the signal du jour to let the guy in the next stall know you're looking to fool around. For you newbies, if a guy is subtly tapping the foot closest to your stall, you should respond in kind. About three quick rounds of this seals the deal by helping to weed out those guys who tap their feet as a nervous tick or any other such coincidences. Quick story: I was in one is my favorite spots when a tall hottie came in and sat in the stall next door. I listened for usual noises to confirm whether he was there "on business" or to play. Silence. I began tapping but never got a response. I tapped my little heart out and nothing. I had an appointment to get to but on my way out I glanced thru he crack in his stall door and saw he was quite eager and stroking a beautiful tool. Just then another guy came in who was actually there on business, thus cementing a truly missed opportunity. Moral of the story? Tap back! Carry On.

Cruising PSA #109: To newbie cruisers, if you're shy about a guy sucking your junk or even touching it, stay home and watch porn. You're taking up variable real estate.

Cruising PSA #920: Stop ruining good cruise spots. Building/park management typically adopts a "see no still, hear no evil" mentality when it comes to cruisy restrooms and parks so sketching your phone number, email address or social media handle on the stall walls, leaving condom paraphernalia behind or any other telltale signs of hot manly action is only making their jobs and our (blow)jobs more difficult. Carry on.

Cruising PSA #213: Your spit does not belong on someone else's dick unless you're sucking it. He can jerk his own dick without you half committing to the mission. Carry on.

Does jerking off the disabled college student in the cruisy campus restroom count as charity? (Asking for a friend.) :p