you shook me all night long

You suck, man.

I’m not good with dates, okay?

That sounds like something I would  do to, but  I’m so glad to have company in this. 

We can moan in pain together.

Apparently I turned 23. Thanks Mom. Always nice to be reminded of your birthday 4 days later.

Ouch. I’d say I can be your new mum but I’m realising my happy birthday is gonna be even more late.

Absolutely not, I would thrash your ass either way.

Sure, sure.

So  I am glad to be reading some nice stuff. I’m going to go to the library. Does anyone want to come?

I’d love to. Although, I’ll probably end up borrowing too many books.

The cat, stop killing the cat. He probably only has like 3 or 4 lives left after all this.

But she’s too cute. I couldn’t just throw her out of the room.

It was incredibly unexpected but I’m totally cool with it being disappointing– I’m really not into seeing what sort of things he could come up with that are not disappointing. The culprit later revealed himself to be my roommate and his mind works in mysterious ways. There’s no telling what could come next. 

Sounds like a fun roommate.

Oh yeah, absolutely. I want to be a writer someday and the best way to learn is from the classics. 

Ah, gotcha. I just like to read. I don’t think I’d make a very good writer. I do write pretty decent book reports, however. What’s your favourite genre? Or perhaps this is is better phrased; what genre do you find yourself reading the most?

How the fuck will I throw you off now?

Is that you admitting you’re too shitty to play without cheating?

When you have to wait in line for twenty minutes to get a coffee and people are surprised you get a little agitated.

You should go to the coffee shop I go to. There’s hardly anyone there, ever. The coffee’s shockingly decent.

Damn, you’ve discovered my methods of distraction.

I god damn knew it.

Could it be that I’ve found a fellow lit nerd? 

You’re one? That’s great. Literature is great.

Of course there are! Just think of all the cool stuff you wouldn’t have learned if you never went to college.  

That’s true. Besides, college has allowed me to make my life nearly all about literature, so I’m definitely not complaining one bit.

Rather, afraid you’ll show up nude.

Live tournaments. That’s all.

You wish.