The Yosh and I

When the groomer says you have a cute butt 🍑 @treatsunleashed (at Treats Unleashed) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoCxg14n_XR/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ppd6gp2um0c7

Hey girl, I want you to meet my pawrents. 🐾

Hey girl, wanna go skinny dipping? (at Castlewood State Park)

Hey girl, does this cape make my biceps look big? 💪

When you see your ex out with someone new.

Red, wine, and blue. 🎆🍷🍻🎆🍉

Hey girl, if you're having a ruff Monday, just remember: I am a burrito 🌯, the kind you cannot eat though.

Hey man, business in the front, party in the back, amiright?

Hey girl, it's not what it looks like.

Hey man, big smile for our freedom this Memorial Day. Thank you to all who serve. 🇺🇸

Hey girl, is it the weekend or are you just happy to see me?

Hey man, this is actual leaked footage of me thinking about the weekend.

Hey girl, here comes the weekend! Oh wait, that's just you looking fabulous! #friyay

Hey man, new bone who dis?

Hey girl, I'm glad your parents got together. #happymothersday

Hey man, so I walk into a bar, and you're never going to guess what I see. **Comment what you think Yoshi should see --or-- your best walked into a bar joke**