Just Your Average Extroverted Introvert™

what they don't tell you about learning to draw is that at a certain point of obsession you start to see everything as a potential reference. i frequently have to force myself to stop breaking the general public and my surroundings down into illustrative components during conversations and everyday tasks.

i'm like the lion from madagascar but instead of raw steaks i see people as lines of action and fabric folds and lighting directions

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

sometimes i think maybe we blame frank too much for the song choices because although he makes the setlists he does get input from the others and surely maybe a lot of it isn't on him. but then he goes :3 gerard can we do that song you sang at karaoke once :3 and they go yeah man of course 👍 and i think oh ok nevermind. he has far too much power and it is in fact all his fault

In case anyone needed proof about the lock around Frank’s neck. Here you go.

mikey nip slip, gerard’s jean-eating thighs, ray and frank doing some sort of my chemical brokeback mountain type deal every night. idk what’s real anymore

school uniform codes extending to what colours you’re allowed to dye your hair, and what piercings you can have and stuff is so crazy. you HAVE to go to school and you’re not even allowed to have pink hair or pierce your nose about it????

“oh it’s to prepare you for the workplace” okay. i don’t think any workplace should be dictating what you can and can’t do with your body either and i think it’s strange to decide to teach children that their body is not their own