Queen

you know that post is just on here right you don’t need to screenshot it and put it back on tumblr

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

*sends u a nude but as a friend*

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

WHAT

I dont know anything about dragonball and have no intention of getting into it, I just want to know what leads Vegeta, who I understand is the prince of space or something, to turn good, settle down, get a beautiful wife and wear a pink blouse

He met a woman who wasn’t intimidated by him and he had no coping mechanism except to marry her.

I can respect that.

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

“Interesting.” I say as I reload my most recent save.