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“there’s a lotta cool CHICKS out there” I HATE HER

BAHAHAGAHAGAHA

it’s a loofah story baby just say yes

Dont say i didnt, say i didnt, shower

I think I am finally clean

only got this skin so you can exfoliate it off

cause baby now we got bath bombs

soap it goes

I knew you were bubbles

Phone lights up my nightstand in the black, “come here, you can meet me in the bath”

Cause baby we’re the scrubber dubbers, the best people in life own a loofah.

grab your rubber ducky and my hand, i can make the bad guys good for a weekend

third floor on the west side me and loofah

Long live the suds we soaked through, I had the time of my life bathing with you

put the loofah in a bag and i stole the keys, that was the last time you ever saw me

This is why we can’t have washed things darling

they say i did something bath

this soap is treacherous, this path is slippery

i’m sorry… the old taylor can’t come to the phone right now. why? OH cause she’s a LOOFAH!!

put your duck close to mine… as long as they don’t quack

The sound I just made was not so much a laugh but a feral screech THIS CONTENT IS WHAT I LIVE FOR

Some of these are outstanding!

Definitely believe this

🙁

Every. Night.

I did...it didn’t matter. Still not ok with it.