ITS DJ SNUGGLES!!!

The Force will be with you, always.

so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd

and how it had this:

and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell

and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them 

and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner

…

Bernie Sanders has broken the individual contribution record, “officially receiving two million contributions, putting him ahead—at this point in the election season—of every other candidate in U.S. history who was not a sitting president.”

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

Oasis: I have lots of anger and sunglasses what’s sobriety

Smashing Pumpkins: I am sad and doodle stars on all of my paper, total film hipster who owns too much black clothing and is obsessed with dystopia

Lush: DAMN IT MY RED HAIR IS FADING i like flange pedal

Foo fighters: up at 3 am eating Cheetos and texting friends dick jokes

Blur: I like cheese and Damon Albarn’s naked chest, I like sunlight and sexual ambiguity

Placebo: I’m sad but not sad enough for Smashing Pumpkins, My jeans are THE TIGHEST OF JEANS wheres my hair gel

Hole: I’ve got a closet full of baby doll dresses if you cross me I’ll strangle you with a pair of fishnet tights

Sublime: i like beards and intoxication almost as much as i like petting dogs