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I'm not sure this is a suitable name for a hotel, no matter what colour you've painted it.

(Spotted in India - thanks Hazel Rah!)

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Eye catching first sentence.

(Spotted in Holland - thanks Keeb!)

Unusually specific business plan.

(Thanks Ed Purkis!)

"Could you describe the Salted Dentex, please?"

(Thanks, Digital Lisa!)

Not something you want to ask for on the telephone.

(Thanks Marissa Maroo!)

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Gotta love Bpiuno Mapis.

#brunomars

Please be specific about when your all day breakfast is served.

(Thanks Lee McDonald!)

People who bought this film in which Antonio Banderas creeps up behind a woman, also purchased this one.

WELCOME!

#funny #sign #healthandsafety

Never leave safe.

(Thanks Tomas Sutas!)

#instructions #funny

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STOP PRESS!

(Thanks to whoever sent me this from the Loughborough Echo!)

#funny #news #loughborough

Deal of the Day!

(Thanks Ian Angus!)

#perfectgift #funny

No, I've never heard a Hummingbird Swing, because a Hummingbird Swing is not a thing.

(I spotted this in the US)

Please don't run on the stairs when there's a perfectly good handrail instead.

(Thanks, Androidian!)

#sign #funny

While in America, I ordered a spicy pizza, but on my return had some trouble explaining this receipt to my wife.

#funny #pizza

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So what happens at the bus station? And how come the train station doesn't even get the word 'train'?

(Thanks, Lee Gough!)

#signs #funny

No way.

(Thanks, whoever sent me this!)

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