Not your mama's tea party

Voice kink gf that can't help but beg me to talk them through an orgasm the second I wake up because of how I sound in the morning

Morning growls hit different

little miss gets wet from getting reassurance

I feel attacked *herumph*

Letting you suck on my thumb while you fall asleep, reassuring you that I will watch over you and protect you while you’re asleep. Playing with your hair until you have fallen into a deep sleep, as I sit there watching over you, you just look so perfect, so pretty just sleeping all innocently. I check to make sure you are in a deep enough sleep that I won’t wake you. I slowly pull my cock out, already hard from watching you sleep, and I replace my thumb with my dick, shoving the tip into your mouth. I start thrusting into your mouth gently, moving your head so I can get a little deeper than just the tip. “Aww fuck, your mouth feels so good baby, you’re being such a good girl for me,” I moan out, it’s not like you’ll even hear it. As I become more desperate I begin running my hands down your body, groping and feeling you up until I push my hands between your thighs, forcing your legs open. Pulling my cock out of your mouth I get between your legs, sticking the tip in, I notice how wet you already are for me. I start thrusting into your sleeping hole slowly, making sure I don’t wake you. But as time goes on I can’t even control myself anymore, my cock gets shoved deeper and deeper inside of you the more feral I become. You start to stir awake, gently moaning, calling out for me. “It’s ok sweetheart, I’m right here with you. You must be having a bad dream or something,” I say, reassuring you and cooing you back to sleep. Once you fall asleep, I go back to gently using your pussy until I fill you full of my cum, leaving a sticky mess leaking out of you. And when you wake up confused and question me, I’ll act clueless and convince you that it was just a wet dream because you couldn’t stop squirming around in your sleep

If she wear cute panties and an oversized t-shirt to bed remember to pull her panties to the side and fuck her

cuddling but it's actually him holding me so I can't move away while he whispers dirty fucked up things in my ear and rubbing my needy wet pussy until im soaking through my underwear and feeling him getting hard against my ass🤭

Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.

File this under "phrases from Tumblr that didn't have to go that hard but totally did".