shake it off

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH STOP LEAVING ME :(

IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN. YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME NOW.

You kiss Ryan Reynolds once and now everyone else wants in on the action. This is how my 2017 is going so far.

ANDREW. HI!!!!

HELLO LAURA.

You kiss Ryan Reynolds once and now everyone else wants in on the action. This is how my 2017 is going so far.

You and Ryan are couple goals, Andrew.

I think he's gonna be mad I kissed someone else.

I’m mad at you for kissing my man Ryan. How could you? I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL.

I’m mad at you for... always having good hair. HOW ABOUT THAT?

We’re still round where we’ve been for awhile if you ever wanna visit! I’m more than game. We can talk about life and eat burritos, cool. YOU DID IT ON LIVE TV, C’MON.

I might pop over tonight if you guys aren’t busy. We can have a proper catch up and I can bother Seb. Did he miss me? He totally did. WAS IT THE BEST PART OF THE SHOW?

Still me. Ryan is great but.. Chrissy. Also yknow, I won an actual award and stuff.

Spideypool beats everything. I’m really happy for you, by the way! You deserve it.

I’M WONDERFUL. Did you have a good night last night? Is Ryan a good kisser? Give me deets.

I did! It was a lot of fun. I saw all my favourite people. Well, most of them because you guys weren’t there. I can’t kiss and tell! I’m a gentleman.

But I kissed Ryan Reynolds last night so who is the real winner here?

DAD. I’VE MISSED YOU. HI.

DAUGHTER, I MISSED YOU TOO. ARE YOU GOOD?

I’m the coolest person you know tbh. I hope everyone tells you how ridiculous saying what’s the hap is and you realise that I - like always - was right.

You sure about that? I know a lot of cool people. Cool people love me. Nope, it’s gonna be the newest trend of 2017. Everyone will be saying it eventually.